Bry1313
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Sounds like a cardigan to me
Sex & Shenanigans
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lavendersilk
Skeptical Romantic
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crazychemgirl
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Lmizzler
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Nothing like a good tongue condom.
MidwestPrincess23
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I laughed way too hard!!
vagrantx
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Flashback to sex ed in school, where they taught us how to cut up a condom to make these tongoms... God I can't think of many things that would be unsexier and more dentrimental.
MrMakersMark
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.......
And I thought I was lost before.
And did I just get called a nerd for NOT knowing what the hell that is?
Now you are telling me there is a kink mixed up in all this that may involve fried foods and possibly even ketchup?
It's too early, Dawn.
I'm not ready to feel this stupid.
Woke up to a bad start regarding my own stupidity and now I've waded tit-deep into this.
MrMakersMark
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MidwestPrincess23
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Taters and sauces… it’s a thing my friend
crazychemgirl
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Having a variety of dipping sauces is like my love languageTaters and sauces… it’s a thing my friend
MidwestPrincess23
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MrMakersMark
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Yeah.Taters and sauces… it’s a thing my friend
It's a thing. I am learning slowly along the way.
Turns out Ole' Ore-Ida has a bit of a slutty side and a weakness for our German friend Mr Heinz's special sauce.
And.... I am here for it.
MrMakersMark
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Like to play the field, eh?
You'd think one sauce would be enough for you, or maybe 2 but no. Nooo. Not you and Princess over there.
LostHorizon
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OrdinaryPerson
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A sweater with a zipper is a jacket though
OrdinaryPerson
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I can't believe we have developed the technology to put human beings into space but we still don't have a sexy effective method to have safe oral sex
MrMakersMark
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OrdinaryPerson
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You mean STIs find a way?
crazychemgirl
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Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh
Willy nilly silly old bear
crazychemgirl
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That’s what hubby says too … lol
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SWR101
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What if it’s one of those 1/4 zip sweaters?
crazychemgirl
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Ok … so if an asteroid hits earth in December 2032 ….
We’ll obviously know months ahead if it’s going to hit us ….
Who’s hosting the Asteroid Apocalypse & Lit Orgy Party in 2032 ..?
We’ll obviously know months ahead if it’s going to hit us ….
Who’s hosting the Asteroid Apocalypse & Lit Orgy Party in 2032 ..?
Qky75
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I thought we'd already agreed to go Brenda's house in Vegas
MrMakersMark
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Is that so?
Well....Just so happens I was recently told, on this very server I'd add, that I bear some resemblance to Jeff Goldbloom.
I don't, really. I think my expression just gave the impression I was being chased by large prehistoric lizards, and a connection was made.
But that's neither here nor there.
For the above stated ..ummm..application....
ummmm..
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