Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I can't say.
There is a "shooting star crashing into my house during a zombie apocalypse' chance" that you may be able to use it against me someday.

And if you aren't good with knots, I will get loose and fucking kill you and the 2 people who helped you get me tied up.

Not worth the risk.

I dig you, CCG.
Not worth it.

Oh come on …. Pretty pretty please?!!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Speaking of torture … what could someone do to you … that you would consider torture?


(Like not traditional torture)



For me… it’s tickling.

Immediately the "fondue-boarding" scene in Mad Heidi comes to mind.

https://imgur.com/a/IwVrgb5

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh come on …. Pretty pretty please?!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1kJXAEdvWili

 

[TXRafe]

https://voca.ro/1kJXAEdvWili

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Rq8mtQpXE2QAAAAC/thats-how-they-get-you-kevin-hart.gif

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://voca.ro/1kJXAEdvWili

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Rq8mtQpXE2QAAAAC/thats-how-they-get-you-kevin-hart.gif

I don’t know what you mean.

 

[TXRafe]

I don’t know what you mean.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/L5xBwm5HZNAAAAAC/mhmm-sassy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

While that is a lovely gif… it does not answer my question

 

[MrMakersMark]

While that is a lovely gif… it does not answer my question

https://voca.ro/1b1al9k8sPu6

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1b1al9k8sPu6

Thanks for the laugh out loud

 

[MrMakersMark]

Thanks for the laugh out loud

 

[MrMakersMark]

I don’t know what you mean.

I know exactly what he means.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know exactly what he means.

Oh do tell

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh do tell

Nope. That's a guy thing.

#FUBU

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also men…. RHYTHM IS KEY!!!


just sayin.


(And women too)

I'm a drummer. I had that going for me.

 

[Qky75]

Anywhere … anytime …


But like… more personally. Like if someone kidnapped you and tortured you … how would they do it?

My torturers would lower the temperature to freezing and play pop country on repeat.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

My torturers would lower the temperature to freezing and play pop country on repeat.

Oops, don’t come to my house

 

[Qky75]

I'm a drummer. I had that going for me.

Same!

 

[Qky75]

Oops, don’t come to my house

I feel like you wouldn't be torturing me

 

[TXRafe]

Oops, don’t come to my house

sweet sweet torture

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I feel like you wouldn't be torturing me

sweet sweet torture

 

[Trubbycat]

Are we talking fun torture or... regular torture...?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://voca.ro/1kJXAEdvWili

Hey sexy. I can help you you if he won't.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hey sexy. I can help you you if he won't.

I don't know her financial situation but she could make a KILLING doing sexy audios on OnlyMoms™