Sex & Shenanigans

[MidwestPrincess23]

You would have to ask my ex-wife. I didn't get it either...

One could also ask my husband...

 

[Qky75]

I don't get this at all. I love giving & receiving oral. Why get married and then essentially retire from the most fun parts of intimacy

Explain that to the people who married us

 

[vagrantx]

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Whoa. I actually remembered that h2so4 is sulfuric acid. I was like "hang on a minute... that looks familiar!"

Thanks Björn from 8th grade science class! You taught me well!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Whoa. I actually remembered that h2so4 is sulfuric acid. I was like "hang on a minute... that looks familiar!"

Thanks Björn from 8th grade science class! You taught me well!

Yay Björn!

Saving girls from drinking acid since 8th Grade.

 

[vagrantx]

Saving girls from drinking acid since 8th Grade.

Pfffff no one tells me what to do!! BRING IT

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[crazychemgirl]

No you don’t, you love us almost as much as we love you

Of you? Always, a constant state of confused, terrified boner

I mean…. I think that’s probably a good thing?

 

[SWR101]

I mean…. I think that’s probably a good thing?

Around here? Probably my highest compliment

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also men…. RHYTHM IS KEY!!!


just sayin.


(And women too)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why does the last hour of work go so TORTUROUSLY SLOW?!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of torture … what could someone do to you … that you would consider torture?


(Like not traditional torture)



For me… it’s tickling.

 

[lavendersilk]

Speaking of torture … what could someone do to you … that you would consider torture?


(Like not traditional torture)



For me… it’s tickling.

In the bedroom or at work?

 

[SWR101]

Speaking of torture … what could someone do to you … that you would consider torture?


(Like not traditional torture)



For me… it’s tickling.

Also tickling, I am so fucking ticklish…

 

[crazychemgirl]

In the bedroom or at work?

Anywhere … anytime …


But like… more personally. Like if someone kidnapped you and tortured you … how would they do it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Anywhere … anytime …


But like… more personally. Like if someone kidnapped you and tortured you … how would they do it?

Sensory deprivation probably. Having me tied up, blindfolded and earplugs. It would be claustrophobic.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sensory deprivation probably. Having me tied up, blindfolded and earplugs. It would be claustrophobic.

Interesting … do you struggle in elevators or getting an MRI?

 

[lavendersilk]

Interesting … do you struggle in elevators or getting an MRI?

As long as it isn't dark, elevators are fine. I've only had an open mri and it was fine as well.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Speaking of torture … what could someone do to you … that you would consider torture?


(Like not traditional torture)



For me… it’s tickling.

Straight up, tickling.
But only in one spot. Uncommon spot.

I literally can't handle it.

Better tie me up first...and good and tight or I am liable to kill ya'

 

[BrendaBear]

I was married, so yes.

Why did this reply make me think of this guy?
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[MrMakersMark]

Straight up, tickling.
But only in one spot. Uncommon spot.

I literally can't handle it.

Better tie me up first...and good and tight or I am liable to kill ya'

And the scene from Kill Bill where Mamba is buried alive probably comes in 2nd.

 

[BrendaBear]

Speaking of torture … what could someone do to you … that you would consider torture?


(Like not traditional torture)



For me… it’s tickling.

Oh, god yes... my feet are so ticklish!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Straight up, tickling.
But only in one spot. Uncommon spot.

I literally can't handle it.

Better tie me up first...and good and tight or I am liable to kill ya'

Which spot is that?

 

[BrendaBear]

Sensory deprivation probably. Having me tied up, blindfolded and earplugs. It would be claustrophobic.

I get claustrophobic...that would be another torture to me, locking me in a tiny box... I would like lose my mind.

But tied up, blindfolded and earplugs... um... where do I sign up for that?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Which spot is that?

I can't say.
There is a "shooting star crashing into my house during a zombie apocalypse' chance" that you may be able to use it against me someday.

And if you aren't good with knots, I will get loose and fucking kill you and the 2 people who helped you get me tied up.

Not worth the risk.

I dig you, CCG.
Not worth it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can't say.
There is a "shooting star crashing into my house during a zombie apocalypse' chance" that you may be able to use it against me someday.

And if you aren't good with knots, I will get loose and fucking kill you and the 2 people who helped you get me tied up.

Not worth the risk.

I dig you, CCG.
Not worth it.

I understand this... I didn't even think of claustrophobia until someone else mentioned it... but if someone were to lock me in a tiny box, they had better hope I run out of air because... there would be no mercy. I totally get your reaction there.

Can we go have some whiskey now?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I understand this... I didn't even think of claustrophobia until someone else mentioned it... but if someone were to lock me in a tiny box, they had better hope I run out of air because... there would be no mercy. I totally get your reaction there.

Can we go have some whiskey now?

Still at work.
But I am beginning to glance at it.