ShaneoD
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 19, 2018
- Posts
- 10,844
I was tempted to take the piss out of your cup a soup, but I might be the only other person on here who's eaten one, and I usually use two because I like them thick like meRude.

Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
I was tempted to take the piss out of your cup a soup, but I might be the only other person on here who's eaten one, and I usually use two because I like them thick like meRude.
How did I miss this line?I do body pump
I’m glad you caught this because I totally missed it. Now I just need to find out what Body Pump is.I love Body Pump!!!
Yes. Part of the cold plunge is to knock yourself down to the essentials—like survival. Wim says that when you are in freezing water, all you can think about is survival, so your stress, anxiety, pain, everything else goes away. It is a way of dealing with intentional suffering, so when your body is actually suffering you can deal with it better.Wait. What?![]()
I can’t believe you called me ugly in front of everybody!Wait, so the attractive people on here eat well and exercise..... Son of a ........![]()
lol...breakfast?Damn! What do you feed that thing?
...
Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
usually turkey, cheese, mustard, on wheat bread...or whatever leftovers I haveWhat do you eat for lunch?
nope... Not terrible, but definitely not healthyAre you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
not regularly enough, I probably get in 3 days a week. Alternate between plank/crunches/push-ups... arm weight day...and cycling for cardio and breathingDo you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
none, other than struggling when the air is -20FWhat breathing exercises do you do?
hell no... 4-5 hours is about it.Do you get enough sleep?
llol...neither. I'd rather be home improving thay sleep scheduleAre you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
I sleep 4-5 hours a day, does that count?Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
umm, I save my bacon grease for use when frying...anythingWhat kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
never noticedDo you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
N/AWhat food makes your partner taste better? https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png
They may not.Now I just need to find out what Body Pump is. I mean, I have my own ideas, but they may not be entirely accurate.
It's not a bad explanation, but I feel pretty confident the word suffering is never part of his verbalized explanation.Yes. Part of the cold plunge is to knock yourself down to the essentials—like survival. Wim says that when you are in freezing water, all you can think about is survival, so your stress, anxiety, pain, everything else goes away. It is a way of dealing with intentional suffering, so when your body is actually suffering you can deal with it better.
That’s a really bad explanation of it, but it makes a certain level of sense.
This is where my head went with body pumpHow did I miss this line?
Sounds kinky!
I can’t believe you called me ugly in front of everybody!
I'm never really hungry on a morning so usually just coffee. Sometimes some fruit.Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
Things like toast, a tuna salad sandwich or soupWhat do you eat for lunch?
I could definitely make better choices. I've been quite unwell for a couple of months and just haven't had the energy to make good choices, opting instead for the simplicity of beige freezer foodAre you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
I definitely don't move enough. This is the unhealthiest I've ever been. Due to a combination of different illnesses plus pretty bad anxiety. But once I shift this I'm gonna get myself going again and may also be brave enough to visit @Love_Is_Blonde and her fab thread for moral support.Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
In through the nose for 4 seconds, hold for 2, out through the mouth for 6. Good for anxiety spiralsWhat breathing exercises do you do?
Not at all. I'm really restless. I have lots of nightmares too.Do you get enough sleep?
I'm a "15 uninterrupted minutes in the shower is heaven" type but I'd love a spa dayAre you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
Not really. I've tried but my thoughts are just too loud sometimesDo you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
LolWhat kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
Haven't noticed but when I make the effort to feel good then it makes me feel goodDo you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
Having a partner to taste must be better than my current load of fuck allWhat food makes your partner taste better?
Your video made me think of thisThis is where my head went with body pump
I know this video makes me want to exercise
There is...Damn! What do you feed that thing?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a6c7be407a45f372d5af85300d9e641/be760b57703b313c-03/s1280x1920/666437503a2380511fae722ebc86748f4b05593c.jpg
We all need to be healthier, it’s just a question of how much healthier.
There is a great thread about exercise with an awesome group of Lit people here.
...and yep. Can confirm(The Host is pretty spectacular too![]()
I overhauled my diet a few years ago when I hit a landmark birthday.But what about diet? A healthy cock (or clit) requires a healthy heart, mind and body.
Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
What do you eat for lunch?
Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
What breathing exercises do you do?
Do you get enough sleep?
Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
What food makes your partner taste better?![]()
There is a lot here in that post I would love to comment on, but I just want to say I love the reclamation of your agency here. That is powerful and beautiful.My ex husband used to treat my boobs like his personal property. Grabbing and groping when he felt like it. It made me hate them. I didn't like them being touched, looked at - anything.
I've grown to like them now. I thought for a long time they were my best feature. They may be. They may not. But I like them.
We can’t wait to have you! In fact, don’t wait! Come on over. We talk about all sorts of things. I think shoveling walkways was the last topic. So very exciting.But once I shift this I'm gonna get myself going again and may also be brave enough to visit @Love_Is_Blonde and her fab thread for moral support.
Don't forget about that time we talked about socks. I'm not sure we should let that info out like this, we might not be able to handle the influx of people coming in now knowing what we're all about.We can’t wait to have you! In fact, don’t wait! Come on over. We talk about all sorts of things. I think shoveling walkways was the last topic. So very exciting.![]()
As long as nobody was sleeping in their socks, I’ll allow it.Don't forget about that time we talked about socks. I'm not sure we should let that info out like this, we might not be able to handle the influx of people coming in now knowing what we're all about.![]()
No comment.As long as nobody was sleeping in their socks, I’ll allow it.
https://media.tenor.com/1fv9weGzK5EAAAAM/no-its-not-sexy-at-all-axel-fowley.gifAs long as nobody was sleeping in their socks, I’ll allow it.
Shameless plug...Go check out this thread! Some great people and encouragement to be found there!Damn! What do you feed that thing?
We all need to be healthier, it’s just a question of how much healthier.
There is a great thread about exercise with an awesome group of Lit people here. (The Host is pretty spectacular too)
Only the best meal of the day!!!! I fix a bigger breakfast on weekends but weekdays are 2-3 eggs, banana with peanut butter, and maybe a bagel.Generally speaking, what do you eat for breakfast?
Leftovers or something with higher protein.What do you eat for lunch?
I have moments that I am but other moments I just want all the ice cream. Like last night watching the football game I had a huge piece of tiramisu cheesecake and had zero regrets about it! Sugars are my downfall.Are you a healthy eater, or do you need serious improvement?
Like others,Do you exercise regularly, not at all, or keep busy enough that your general day is exercise?
I just try to keep breathing when doing any cardio or leg day workout. Thats the extent of it.What breathing exercises do you do?
Unlike everyone else here, I am actually a pretty solid sleeper. I generally sleep soundly and feel rested each day. I have few problems falling asleep.Do you get enough sleep?
I'd take a Spa Day for $1,000 please, Alex.Are you a Win Hof cold plunger, or more of the Spa Day type?
Not so much.Do you meditate? How often and how . . . intense?
Vitamin D (the real kind, you pervs) and occasional multivitamin.What kind of vitamins are you gobbling down everyday?
I don't think I have harder erections but I do think healthy diet and exercise increases my libido.Do you notice harder erections with exercise, or are you generally the same stiffness (Ladies, you can answer too about your partner, or your own arousal with exercise)?
Did I mention breakfast foods and ice cream?What food makes your partner taste better?![]()
Love it.
Lots of kisses and licks. Light nibbling on balls is nice too.Same thing, but for the guys. No questions, just general preferences about our cocks.
What suggestions would you give your partner as pertains to cock happiness?
Depends on how turned on I am. Really turned on you can treat it like a baseball bat.Do you like it rough? How rough is too rough?
Yes.Do you like a lot of balls action?
Tip. But the shaft needs some love too.Is your tip more sensitive, or do you prefer a lot of shaft work?
Lol, I’m not one to pass up a rimjob while she’s stroking me.Do you like a finger in your ass while she blows you, or is that forbidden?
See above.What technique can she do that will make you cum all over the place in a hurry?
Yes. Or her throat.Tongue rubbing frenulum while in her mouth, pro?
As long as it’s in her mouth/pussy/ass/hands/boobs/asscrack/elbow/armpit/knees she can call it whatever she wants.Is there a term for your dick, cock, crank, rod, stink stick, meat and potatoes, or Senator Throbbington that you don’t like?
Just be nice. I respond well to enthusiasm.Tell us.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdnJpeG5majNnZzc1djEzc2NtaXRoYzljZjc2b3JiM254MThpZGdwcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/qmaltsJRDQ34BZ9zce/giphy.gifUnlike everyone else here, I am actually a pretty solid sleeper. I generally sleep soundly and feel rested each day. I have few problems falling asleep.
Dear Lord. How do you eat that much in the morning?!Only the best meal of the day!!!! I fix a bigger breakfast on weekends but weekdays are 2-3 eggs, banana with peanut butter, and maybe a bagel.
That's about what it costs.I'd take a Spa Day for $1,000 please, Alex.
That’s about an hour after waking up. Then the coffee is about an hour after that. Lunch about 4 hours later. I haven’t bought into the intermittent fasting yet, though tons sweat by it.Dear Lord. How do you eat that much in the morning?!
My stomach is on a late schedule. It wakes up 2-3 hours than the rest of my body.
I just booked it!That's about what it costs.![]()
I've had insomnia since I was a child, it really sucks, I'm very jealous of people who can just easily fall asleep. I've not had chemo, just observed the effects of radiation in my spouse. He was down for the count.
Our sleep schedule is completely fucking wrecked because of chemo and surgery after effects. We had lunch/dinner at 4 today, looked at each other and said “ready for bed?”
Oh, being sick is awful. I will eat anything that sounds like I can manage to keep it down and that’s available.I could definitely make better choices. I've been quite unwell for a couple of months and just haven't had the energy to make good choices, opting instead for the simplicity of beige freezer food
Well, aren’t you a growing boy! That is almost as much as I eat in a dayOnly the best meal of the day!!!! I fix a bigger breakfast on weekends but weekdays are 2-3 eggs, banana with peanut butter, and maybe a bagel.
Envious. So incredibly envious
I think I need to have you come feed me. I'm still trying to gain weight.Shameless plug...Go check out this thread! Some great people and encouragement to be found there!
Only the best meal of the day!!!! I fix a bigger breakfast on weekends but weekdays are 2-3 eggs, banana with peanut butter, and maybe a bagel.
Leftovers or something with higher protein.
I have moments that I am but other moments I just want all the ice cream. Like last night watching the football game I had a huge piece of tiramisu cheesecake and had zero regrets about it! Sugars are my downfall.
Like others,it cums in spurts,certain times I'm consistent and other times I am not.
I just try to keep breathing when doing any cardio or leg day workout. Thats the extent of it.
Unlike everyone else here, I am actually a pretty solid sleeper. I generally sleep soundly and feel rested each day. I have few problems falling asleep.
I'd take a Spa Day for $1,000 please, Alex.
Not so much.
Vitamin D (the real kind, you pervs) and occasional multivitamin.
I don't think I have harder erections but I do think healthy diet and exercise increases my libido.
Did I mention breakfast foods and ice cream?