Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Apparently I’m not allowed to discuss my orgasms here, so back to Presidents.

Private message me if you're horny and you want to talk about it

 

[Bry1313]

Private message me

On it, although can’t record another vocaroo for awhile.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll be sure to send you an upskirt the next time I wear my kilt.

Obviously

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just skirts or do kilts get you going too?

Obviously

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm in the choir room and a kid just brought in a whole tray of Brazilian bbq ribs. I asked where he got it, he said "study hall." Normally that'd be a confusing answer. But I think that's the same study hall where another kid had the 2 buckets of fried chicken a few days ago.

These little fuckers are eating better than I ever did in high school.

Now I’m hungry.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

On it, although can’t record another vocaroo for awhile.

You don't have to sing it.

I'm allowed to talk about my orgasms right? Make my clit wet and rub it in circles. Or suck on it. Or grind on it with your body while giving me some sustained jackhammering for like 2 minutes

 

[crazychemgirl]

You don't have to sing it.

I'm allowed to talk about my orgasms right? Make my clit wet and rub it in circles. Or suck on it. Or grind on it with your body while giving me some sustained jackhammering for like 2 minutes

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[OrdinaryPerson]

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It's not that dry here

 

[vagrantx]

SHOW OF HANDS…


who is watching the Super Bowl


SHOW OF HANDS with a middle finger…

who is watching for the ads, halftime show or just cuz …


SHOW OF PUPPIES …

who is watching the puppy bowl

American Football is tiny in Europe, and almost imperceptible in Sweden. I think we have like 4 teams lol.

But I do follow reddit.com/r/Superbowl religiously! It's full of Superb Owls and confused football fans

https://i.redd.it/i68hene1g2ce1.jpeg

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's not that dry here

That’s quite a LARGE tool there…. You sure you can take it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

those with penises …. Thoughts?

 

[Qky75]

It's not that dry here

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

those with penises …. Thoughts?

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Pretty good assist for all three legs

 

[Qky75]

those with penises …. Thoughts?

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Brilliant

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Which President makes you the horniest and why is it Chester A. Arthur?

 

[vagrantx]

Sorry. I'll try and remember what makes me cum the hardest. Believe it or not, it does not include US presidents.

Not even if it's President Camacho?? Terry Crews is a dream boat.

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Terry-Crews-as-Camacho-at-SXSW-3.jpg?resize=684,1024

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not even if it's President Camacho?? Terry Crews is a dream boat.

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Terry-Crews-as-Camacho-at-SXSW-3.jpg?resize=684,1024

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which President makes you the horniest and why is it Chester A. Arthur?

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That’s a face for pussy sitting if there ever was one.

 

[Qky75]

That’s a face for pussy sitting if there ever was one.

Except mine of course.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Which President makes you the horniest and why is it Chester A. Arthur?

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That beard... Hmm... Everyone is picturing grabbing it like reigns while riding his face right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

That beard... Hmm... Everyone is picturing grabbing it like reigns while riding his face right?

Jinx babes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone picture banging terry crews and him doing his pec flex thing in time to his thrusts?



Just me?


Ok.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

those with penises …. Thoughts?

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I can walk fine currently but I can still see a use for it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Anyone picture banging terry crews and him doing his pec flex thing in time to his thrusts?



Just me?


Ok.

Well yeah NOW.

 

[crazychemgirl]

**from an Ad about a vegetable box delivery service


Me: *snort laughs so hard she almost chokes