Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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[Whiskeyjack]

Guys … what is your favourite day to fuck?

Easy. Saint Patrick's Day. So many plaid skirts to look up (consensually, of course).

 

[crazychemgirl]

Easy. Saint Patrick's Day. So many plaid skirts to look up (consensually, of course).

Omg why are plaid skirts so fucking sexy???

*cums

 

[Bry1313]

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All I did was answer your question.


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[crazychemgirl]

All I did was answer your question.


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[OrdinaryPerson]

The sailboat has a tub?

Made one just for you

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why does Magic Carpet Ride only make me think of this movie?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Made one just for you

*ahem … your emoji is broken.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Quick... let's change the subject to something less controversial...

Which is better? Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles. They absorb more syrup.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What other president's birthdays would you like to include? Washington and Lincoln were both born in February but there are probably many more presidential February babies.

According to wiki, we are supposed to celebrate all the presidents.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents'_Day

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I like boysenberry

I have boysenberry. Wanna be my date to the boysenberry festival?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s ok … you get a pass. It’s your birthday

Let's remember it's my birthday too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have boysenberry. Wanna be my date to the boysenberry festival?

Yeah but you can’t invite @Bry1313 cuz he likes maple.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lunch

Twinsies

 

[Bry1313]

According to wiki, we are supposed to celebrate all the presidents.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidents'_Day

Can I skip a couple of them?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let's remember it's my birthday too.

It is not…. You got a plethora of dicks for your birthday.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm in the choir room and a kid just brought in a whole tray of Brazilian bbq ribs. I asked where he got it, he said "study hall." Normally that'd be a confusing answer. But I think that's the same study hall where another kid had the 2 buckets of fried chicken a few days ago.

These little fuckers are eating better than I ever did in high school.

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah but you can’t invite @Bry1313 cuz he likes maple.

It’s literally on your flag, how am I a better Canadian than you today


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[SWR101]

Omg why are plaid skirts so fucking sexy???

*cums

Just skirts or do kilts get you going too?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We’ve only had 45 people to be President, so 3 or 4 bdays a month is about right

Polk and Harding (hehe) have the same birthday. Yay Birthday paradox!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Why does Magic Carpet Ride only make me think of this movie?

Why does Magic Carpet Ride always make me want to change the words to Magic Mustache Ride?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Omg why are plaid skirts so fucking sexy???

*cums

I'll be sure to send you an upskirt the next time I wear my kilt.

 

[Bry1313]

Polk and Harding (hehe) have the same birthday. Yay Birthday paradox!

Jefferson and Adams have same death day,

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jefferson and Adams have same death day,

It just gets sexier and sexier

 

[Bry1313]

It just gets sexier and sexier

Apparently I’m not allowed to discuss my orgasms here, so back to Presidents.