Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

What other president's birthdays would you like to include? Washington and Lincoln were both born in February but there are probably many more presidential February babies.

There are only two other February bdays. I am shook.

 

[__Nathan1968]

We’re gonna need a bigger tub.

 

[Bry1313]

There are only two other February bdays. I am shook.

We’ve only had 45 people to be President, so 3 or 4 bdays a month is about right

 

[crazychemgirl]

We’ve only had 45 people to be President, so 3 or 4 bdays a month is about right

WHY ARE WE STILL DISCUSSING PRESIDENTS?!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

WHY ARE WE STILL DISCUSSING PRESIDENTS?!!!

Quick... let's change the subject to something less controversial...

Which is better? Pancakes or waffles?

 

[Bry1313]

Quick... let's change the subject to something less controversial...

Which is better? Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles, real maple syrup please

 

[lavendersilk]

WHY ARE WE STILL DISCUSSING PRESIDENTS?!!!

Sorry. I'll try and remember what makes me cum the hardest. Believe it or not, it does not include US presidents.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Waffles, real maple syrup please

I like boysenberry

 

[crazychemgirl]

Quick... let's change the subject to something less controversial...

Which is better? Pancakes or waffles?

I did ask a question about orgasms… but it got lost amidst all the sexy president and boating talk.

 

[Qky75]

We’ve only had 45 people to be President, so 3 or 4 bdays a month is about right

Okay so Lincoln's and Washington's birthdays give us mattress sales and time off school but what about other presidential birthdays? Carter's birthday should have free peanuts. Nixon's birthday should get us half price Chinese buffet. Reagan's maybe discounted movie theater tickets. And Trump's birthday should get us free admission to the titty bar during the 11 months of White History celebration.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Any day

 

[Qky75]

WHY ARE WE STILL DISCUSSING PRESIDENTS?!!!

Oh. Ermmm. Didn't see this post.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. Ermmm. Didn't see this post.

It’s ok … you get a pass. It’s your birthday

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok ok ok ….



When you have an orgasm … do you need something special or specific to make it happen?
Like… a particular scene from a porn?
A part on your body getting special attention?
A certain sexual position?


Tell me how you cum

Certain themes in porn get me off quickly. But with a person, whispering dirty things in my ear and lots of attention to my nipples.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Certain themes in porn get me off quickly. But with a person, whispering dirty things in my ear and lots of attention to my nipples.

*makes mental note for the future.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s ok … you get a pass. It’s your birthday

Takes notes

 

[lavendersilk]

*makes mental note for the future.

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[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok ok ok ….



When you have an orgasm … do you need something special or specific to make it happen?
Like… a particular scene from a porn?
A part on your body getting special attention?
A certain sexual position?


Tell me how you cum

I usually require some sort of clitoral stimulation whether it's from a toy or friction from grinding.
I cum easiest in missionary, but cowgirl is a good one too

 

[Bry1313]

Ok ok ok ….



When you have an orgasm … do you need something special or specific to make it happen?
Like… a particular scene from a porn?
A part on your body getting special attention?
A certain sexual position?


Tell me how you cum

Lunch

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lunch

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[Bry1313]

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Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to

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[Bry1313]

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[Whiskeyjack]

Ok ok ok ….



When you have an orgasm … do you need something special or specific to make it happen?

A particularly fond collection of memories are some sure-fire inspiration.

Like… a particular scene from a porn?

any blowjob scene with a woman in her 30s or 40s who isn't pretending to be her partner's aunt, mom, or step-mom.

A part on your body getting special attention?

Just talk dirty to me while we get handsy with each other.

A certain sexual position?

Any position she's enthusiastic to be in

Tell me how you cum

Often and voluminously. With gusto.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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