Sex & Shenanigans

[Olderguy5569]

Guys … what is your favourite day to fuck?

Any day

 

[crazychemgirl]

***** RESET THE CLOCK!!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

***** RESET THE CLOCK!!!!

That’s not until March 9th

 

[crazychemgirl]

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There’s some dude solo sailing around the world

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There’s some dude solo sailing around the world

Sounds like a super miserable time.

So I knew someone who wanted to sail around the world with her husband. They both had a ton of sailing experience, she was even in the Olympics. They even hired a guy to help them. They lasted like a month before they gave up.

 

[Mrtenant]

There’s some dude solo sailing around the world

Not me. Would be cool. Man has some money or something, otw, how?

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds like a super miserable time.

So I knew someone who wanted to sail around the world with her husband. They both had a ton of sailing experience, she was even in the Olympics. They even hired a guy to help them. They lasted like a month before they gave up.

What did them in?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not me. Would be cool. Man has some money or something, otw, how?

He’s apparently stopping at small places and doing work in between treks.

Also he almost lost his boat while paddle boarding in the middle of the ocean.

 

[Bry1313]

Any day

We’ve been waiting over a year and an half to learn the answer and brother you delivered. None of us knew the best day to fuck. Thank you for removing the suspense after so long.

 

[Mrtenant]

He’s apparently stopping at small places and doing work in between treks.

Also he almost lost his boat while paddle boarding in the middle of the ocean.

Yea, that would be a dumb move. Also, really hard to do pirating from a solo sailing boat. These people really don't think ahead. Pity

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What did them in?

Weather, equipment breaking, fear of dying etc

 

[Bry1313]

Weather, equipment breaking, fear of dying etc

That third one is a biggie

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That third one is a biggie

Wanna sail around the world with me?

 

[Bry1313]

Wanna sail around the world with me?

Can you promise we won’t die?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can you promise we won’t die?

Of course not. We will all die. One day.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna sail around the world with me?

Ooh ooh … can I come too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Weeeeeeeeee it’s Friday yall

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ooh ooh … can I come too?

Yes! We sleep on the bed and Bry can hang out in the tub

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ok ….



When you have an orgasm … do you need something special or specific to make it happen?
Like… a particular scene from a porn?
A part on your body getting special attention?
A certain sexual position?


Tell me how you cum

 

[Jaws82]

Ok ok ok ….



When you have an orgasm … do you need something special or specific to make it happen?
Like… a particular scene from a porn?
A part on your body getting special attention?
A certain sexual position?


Tell me how you cum

The biggest kapow I get is getting ridden. Something about the grinding friction just

 

[Bry1313]

Yes! We sleep on the bed and Bry can hang out in the tub

The sailboat has a tub?

 

[lavendersilk]

So Presidents only include Washington and Lincoln?
I have a problem with federal holidays being the "official" holidays. It's only "official" for offices that follow a federal holiday calendar. I prefer my state official holidays much better and really only my work and my kids school official holidays matter to me.

What other president's birthdays would you like to include? Washington and Lincoln were both born in February but there are probably many more presidential February babies.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The sailboat has a tub?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What other president's birthdays would you like to include? Washington and Lincoln were both born in February but there are probably many more presidential February babies.

When did they bang to have a Feb birthday ….

Memorial Day?


Prez’s be partying for AGES bro!