🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, she WAS off getting engaged. That’s not wanking at all

Does this mean we can’t nominate her?

 

[Lmizzler]

Does this mean we can’t nominate her?

Nominated for thinking there are rules up in here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for thinking there are rules up in here.

Nominated for flouting the imaginary rules

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nominated for flouting the imaginary rules

Nominated for making up imaginary rules and not sharing them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for making up imaginary rules and not sharing them

Nominated for not having the balls to give himself the name of “cuntwitchseeker”

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nominated for not having the balls to give himself the name of “cuntwitchseeker”

Nominated for being jealous for not thinking of it herself

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for being jealous for not thinking of it herself

Nominated for thinking I need to name myself cuntwitchseeker when the cuntwitches SEEK me out.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nominated for thinking I need to name myself cuntwitchseeker when the cuntwitches SEEK me out.

Nominated for gloating about how many cunts and witches seek her

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for gloating about how many cunt and witches seek her

Nominated for being jealous of my hoards of cuntwitches

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nominated for being jealous of my hoards of cuntwitches

Nominated for keeping all the cuntwitches to herself

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for keeping all the cuntwitches to herself

Nominated for thinking he’s worthy of all my cuntwitches

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nominated for thinking he’s worthy of all my cuntwitches

Nominated for underestimating my worthiness, without proper investigation

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for underestimating my worthiness, without proper investigation

Nominated for not giving me evidence of his worthiness.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Nominated for not giving me evidence of his worthiness.

Nominated for not demonstrating her own before hoarding all the cuntwitches for herself

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for not demonstrating her own before hoarding all the cuntwitches for herself

Nominated for not being worthy of my cuntwitch

 

[crazychemgirl]

***sidenote: I’ve completely lost my train of nominations here.

 

[InThe312]

Does this mean we can’t nominate her?

I mean, you CAN.

Nominated for thinking getting engaged is wankery

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @MidwestPrincess23 for making me relate friendship to panties (even if it’s accurate and funny AF)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Apisto42 for his repeated taunting with the word “tiddies”

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @MischiefMakerAlways for insinuating that I am not wholesome. Also a 2nd nomination for his denigration of Jeep wranglers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @deefalttwunnyfor because… well… he knows what he did

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominating @deefalttwunnyfor because… well… he knows what he did

It was the ranch story wasn't it!?!?!

I've been telling you for years that ranch and sex are not supposed to be together!

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was the ranch story wasn't it!?!?!

I've been telling you for years that ranch and sex are not supposed to be together!

You don’t have to tell me … I am not a food + sex person myself … but as @NRJLIVES4ever points out.. “ranching” as a verb is incredibly hilarious

 

[StillRain]

You’re all nominated for this blatant attempted squeeze to pressure me into a revival of the WotW!

Cunts.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re all nominated for this blatant attempted squeeze to pressure me into a revival of the WotW!

Cunts.

Nominated for pretending like she doesn’t LOVE this thread and our wanking cunts.