Sex & Shenanigans

[Sammysub07]

Didn't you just say you wanted snow like... a two days ago?

Wanting snow and driving in the snow are two different things!

I want snow to be a kid in it with my kids and then pretend it doesn’t exist while I’m cozy and warm inside while it looks pretty outside!

 

[Qky75]

If it would snow only in the grass and trees and stay like....sunny and moderately warm. Yeah that kind of snow.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Didn't you just say you wanted snow like... a two days ago?

Hush you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanting snow and driving in the snow are two different things!

I want snow to be a kid in it with my kids and then pretend it doesn’t exist while I’m cozy and warm inside while it looks pretty outside!

This is absolute facts.


Though every year when it snows I get such bad anxiety about driving in it until I’m actually ON the road and realize that I am totally fine and it’s never as bad as my imagination makes it out to be.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hush you.

This is the treatment I get for actually listening to what a woman says. Sheesh.

This is absolute facts.


Though every year when it snows I get such bad anxiety about driving in it until I’m actually ON the road and realize that I am totally fine and it’s never as bad as my imagination makes it out to be.

I mean, if I had to depend solely on the death-machine-that-is-absolutely-garbage (aka Wrangler) to get me around in the snow, especially with that tiny wheelbase, I wouldn't want to drive in the snow either.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is my brain in a nutshell about most things …. Oh you need to do a totally normal and mundane task?

Leta give yourself anxiety about it and imagine all the potential worst case scenarios.

Then actually doing it … Oh wait… it’s not that bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is the treatment I get for actually listening to what a woman says. Sheesh.


I mean, if I had to depend solely on the death-machine-that-is-absolutely-garbage (aka Wrangler) to get me around in the snow, especially with that tiny wheelbase, I wouldn't want to drive in the snow either.

I’ll have you know I’ve had amazing driving experiences in mine … I think it’s you.

You’re the problem.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Teds.

 

[SWR101]

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Cheesy potatoes

 

[Qky75]

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The Jeep Life

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cheesy potatoes

Only if it was a dual Ted Talk with @MidwestPrincess23

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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Driving in the snow... clearly

 

[crazychemgirl]

The Jeep Life

Me and @MischiefMakerAlways could have a round table discussion

 

[SWR101]

Only if it was a dual Ted Talk with @MidwestPrincess23

How to encourage anonymous confessions from semi-strangers online

 

[crazychemgirl]

Driving in the snow... clearly

I LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

I mean, come on.

Jeep Life

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

I mean, come on.

Jeep Life

Can I be you when I grow up? #JeepEnvy

 

[crazychemgirl]

How to encourage anonymous confessions from semi-strangers online

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Teds.

And their micropenises?



I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone named Ted

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

And their micropenises?



I don’t think I’ve ever dated someone named Ted

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

 

[Qky75]

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

I'm sure some are Theodores

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait... do all Teds have micropenises?

I don’t know ..: I’ve never dated any.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I don’t know ..: I’ve never dated any.

Yeah... me neither

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah... me neither

So it’s entirely possible.


We need a Ted in here to confirm or deny.

 

[crazychemgirl]