Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

Most of you have very nice faces.

Mhm.

Just say everyone but MMM, Man.

I know that's what you meant.
We all do.

 

[SWR101]

I know my face is weird… I appreciate you not singling me out.

https://media.tenor.com/5DQYQLVcl6QAAAAC/stop-it-stop-that.gif
Nope, you are gorgeous and you know it

 

[crazychemgirl]

We’re just a wholesome, odd, bunch

ODD is correct.


Unusual.

Weird.

Horny.


So many good adjectives for us.


Wholesome is not one I would have chosen.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media.tenor.com/5DQYQLVcl6QAAAAC/stop-it-stop-that.gif
Nope, you are gorgeous and you know it

You first

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm here for the articles.

 

[Bry1313]

I love that "most" felt needed to be a part of this sentence

I’m nothing if not honest

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm here for the articles.

Like this one?


https://www.thebody.com/article/loose-butthole-myth

 

[morelikeasong]

Wholesome is not one I would have chosen.

Idk, some of us can take the whole

 

[Bry1313]

I know my face is weird… I appreciate you not calling me out.

You fall under the “most”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk, some of us can take the whole

https://media3.giphy.com/media/2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91kt1mp27orm61q10lfhwrt4q90f95thrs1zl45y7h&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Idk, some of us can take the whole

*reminds myself to buy the full-size strap-on

 

[Mrtenant]

Like this one?


https://www.thebody.com/article/loose-butthole-myth

Especially that one. Thank you. Anyone for a test drive on this article? Collect some empirical data? For science? In a room full of grannies?

 

[morelikeasong]

*reminds myself to buy the full-size strap-on

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[Mrtenant]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o72F3S24tHCAmnXwI/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe912b1ur8xdfc3f8lvv0z64i3fzc486n3233fa39924&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Subscribed

 

[crazychemgirl]

Especially that one. Thank you. Anyone for a test drive on this article? Collect some empirical data? For science? In a room full of grannies?

You might like this one also:


The Atlantic: The Body’s Most Embarrassing Organ Is an Evolutionary Marvel

 

[crazychemgirl]

This one made me do a double take:

NLM: Penile Duplication and Two Anal Openings; Report of a Very Rare Case

 

[MindYaBitness]

I know my face is weird… I appreciate you not calling me out.

Whatever Miss Green Eyes, you're gorgeous!

 

[Mrtenant]

You might like this one also:


https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/05/evolution-butts/618915/

Methinks you are a bit obsessed today. Buy more lube, you'll need it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You might like this one also:


The Atlantic: The Body’s Most Embarrassing Organ Is an Evolutionary Marvel

I don't know if we should offer him congratulations or condolences

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm covering a senior class study hall at the moment. One of the students just came in with 2 big buckets of KFC fried chicken (i think he works there) and shared it with everyone. Including me. Best subbing day ever!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm here for the articles.

I don't know, the personal ads can be pretty interesting too

 

[crazychemgirl]

Methinks you are a bit obsessed today. Buy more lube, you'll need it.

Is this more your speed then?

Metro: Britons watch more ‘granny porn’ than anyone – and Matron may be to blame

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm covering a senior class study hall at the moment. One of the students just came in with 2 big buckets of KFC fried chicken (i think he works there) and shared it with everyone. Including me. Best subbing day ever!

Wooooo free chicken!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or this one?

NYT: Older women are the new hotness in porn

 

[Mrtenant]

This one made me do a double take:

NLM: Penile Duplication and Two Anal Openings; Report of a Very Rare Case

My uncle is like that. Uncle Gary. Or as he is known around town, Scary Gary. He used to work at the circus as a contortionist. That's what he said anyway.