Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

Married to a librarian. This sounds accurate.

Oh, my. I not sure whether to laugh or be shocked that you said that out loud.

It's been a confusing sort of day.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I watched my husband get his done. Bag of peas and all was good. I loved it.

You must have incredible pussy, for him to willingly cut his nuts open for you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Really? I can't imagine that (I'm childfree), and in fact can't even imagine the amount of pain. Kicking me in the nuts for several hours might get me closer to understanding it, but being willing to actually go through that...? It is me, I know - I'm missing that part that makes people want to reproduce. (I did come close to being a father once, and that child would have been so loved it's untrue, but it was by accident, not a deliberate choice, which is different, I think.)

It's paradoxical, but I agree. With @SassySheDevil . It's the worst pain I've ever felt, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat. My labors average about 3 days, and still it's amazing. I think there's an endorphin rush that just links the joy to the experience.

You must have incredible pussy, for him to willingly cut his nuts open for you

Lol, it's not so much cut open as a tiny incision. It takes a few minutes, then you sit on the couch and watch sports for 2 or 3 days. Compare that to the recovery from birth, and it's less than one mild contraction of pain. We made the agreement, I have his kids, he gets the snip.

 

[SassySheDevil]

You must have incredible pussy, for him to willingly cut his nuts open for you

Well. Duh.

 

[SassySheDevil]

It's paradoxical, but I agree. With @SassySheDevil . It's the worst pain I've ever felt, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat. My labors average about 3 days, and still it's amazing. I think there's an endorphin rush that just links the joy to the experience.

Lol, it's not so much cut open as a tiny incision. It takes a few minutes, then you sit on the couch and watch sports for 2 or 3 days. Compare that to the recovery from birth, and it's less than one mild contraction of pain. We made the agreement, I have his kids, he gets the snip.

Exactly. He wanted it done. We had 1 boy and 1 girl and many extras along the way.

 

[Neanderthal247]

It's paradoxical, but I agree. With @SassySheDevil . It's the worst pain I've ever felt, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat. My labors average about 3 days, and still it's amazing. I think there's an endorphin rush that just links the joy to the experience.

Lol, it's not so much cut open as a tiny incision. It takes a few minutes, then you sit on the couch and watch sports for 2 or 3 days. Compare that to the recovery from birth, and it's less than one mild contraction of pain. We made the agreement, I have his kids, he gets the snip.

Well. Duh.

You magic pussy ladies comes with too high of a price, nuts cut for the magic stuff. No thanks, I'll stick with regular good pussy here and keep my nuts



Just so you know I value you ladies as a person and not just your magic stuff

 

[Apisto42]

Oh, my. I not sure whether to laugh or be shocked that you said that out loud.

It's been a confusing sort of day.

Well, she’s my dirty whore. Not everyone else’s!

You must have incredible pussy, for him to willingly cut his nuts open for you

Can’t speak for sassy, but yeah, that’s accurate for my experience.

And, nuts still present, still laying pipe, just no swimmers in the line. It’s perfect!

 

[drobert44]

You magic pussy ladies comes with too high of a price, nuts cut for the magic stuff. No thanks, I'll stick with regular good pussy here and keep my nuts



Just so you know I value you ladies as a person and not just your magic stuff

So glad I got cut; dont wanna knock anyone up.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tell us about your hooters.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/66c1eb1a8ac25704b67639e1dbeba835/79f35dce6b38fe56-f6/s500x750/2e0f8a9a619048b9dfa4fabc0bb1a13510dcc57c.webp

No question today, just an essay assignment for you women.

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs. Are we gentle enough, rough enough, obsessed too much/too little, would you like more/less attention on your nipples, how do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man, do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts, do you motorboat, do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it, what words do you not like applied to your chesticles, etc.?

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah, tell us all about your tiddies (specifically @crazychemgirl ). Inquiring minds want to know!

 

[Endless_Night]

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs.

Well. This isn't a personal question at all. Nope.

I will say one thing.

Fun bags may not be the best opener when meeting a woman for the first time.

#protip

 

[Apisto42]

Well. This isn't a personal question at all. Nope.

I will say one thing.

Fun bags may not be the best opener when meeting a woman for the first time.

#protip

Don’t lead with this then?

“So, I see you’re breastfeeding. What’s your daily milking rate?”

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

Well. This isn't a personal question at all. Nope.

I will say one thing.

Fun bags may not be the best opener when meeting a woman for the first time.

#protip

I concur. Fun bags, chesticles, tiddies, and boobies are terms that if used pretty much guarantees you won’t get near mine. I’ll laugh, but depending on your end goal that might not be the desired reaction.

You should also probably avoid any of the other atrocious terms for them that fly out of @NRJLIVES4ever

Like I find it hot when guys cum on them. Unless you refer to it as ranching on them, then I’m out. Like cartoon level of road runner speeding away with dust clouds and blurring.

Basically, my libido will bolt as if I’m @Endless_Night confronted with sexually explicit things

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I concur. Fun bags, chesticles, tiddies, and boobies are terms that if used pretty much guarantees you won’t get near mine. I’ll laugh, but depending on your end goal that might not be the desired reaction.

You should also probably avoid any of the other atrocious terms for them that fly out of @NRJLIVES4ever

Like I find it hot when guys cum on them. Unless you refer to it as ranching on them, then I’m out. Like cartoon level of road runner speeding away with dust clouds and blurring.

Basically, my libido will bolt as if I’m @Endless_Night confronted with sexually explicit things

First off I have never once referred to them as "fun bags." I've typed "tiddies" cuz it's funny but I'll just say tits. I'm a gentleman after all.

I promise I'll cum on your tits and not ranch on your fun bags.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don’t lead with this then?

“So, I see you’re breastfeeding. What’s your daily milking rate?”

Have you ever tasted it? It's not bad

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

You forgot sweater puppies

 

[Sammysub07]

Tell us about your hooters.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/66c1eb1a8ac25704b67639e1dbeba835/79f35dce6b38fe56-f6/s500x750/2e0f8a9a619048b9dfa4fabc0bb1a13510dcc57c.webp

No question today, just an essay assignment for you women.

In the interest of better “handling” things, please tell us men what we do right and wrong with your boobs. Are we gentle enough, rough enough, obsessed too much/too little, would you like more/less attention on your nipples, how do you really feel about giving a boob job to your man, do you like seeing us lick our cum off your breasts, do you motorboat, do you enjoy the power your boobs have over us or are you perplexed by it, what words do you not like applied to your chesticles, etc.?

Please better educate us about your cans, knockers, jugs, titties, boobies, fun bags, and face pillows. (Thank you for you time).

Handling..goodness is this personal and I’m sure will vary greatly!

I’ve got my own level of kink so my interests run from soft and tender to make me beg. It all has its time and place, to include the question on boob jobs. They have their place, too.

I speak for myself, but I’m curious to see who else might agree. I don’t think you could ever be too obsessed. However, your level of obsession might not be well received in moments where other social and emotional needs are not met. Make sure I’m cared for and and I’ll give of myself.

More or less attention is always best when mixed!

Licking of cum..haha I feel like I’ve answered this similarly already tonight. Yes.

I concur. Fun bags, chesticles, tiddies, and boobies are terms that if used pretty much guarantees you won’t get near mine. I’ll laugh, but depending on your end goal that might not be the desired reaction.

I thrice, unless I know you well and you’re that guy for me, I’ll laugh, but the girls are being hidden under a parka!

 

[Endless_Night]

Don’t lead with this then?

“So, I see you’re breastfeeding. What’s your daily milking rate?”

Not unless you are looking for a wet nurse and expect to pay beaucoup bucks.

 

[Endless_Night]

Basically, my libido will bolt as if I’m @Endless_Night confronted with sexually explicit things

Ha haha ha.

Okay, yeah, it's true.

I promise I'll cum on your tits and not ranch on your fun bags.

Gah!

For the love of my stomach, Boo, don't use ranch as a sex verb!!

You forgot sweater puppies

I actually don't mind sweater puppies.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What’s your daily milking rate?”

I'd try "how many hours have you clocked on your pump?"

ranching on them

That's equally hilarious and horrifying

 

[SassySheDevil]

Have you ever tasted it? It's not bad

It's very sweet.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ha haha ha.

Okay, yeah, it's true.


Gah!

For the love of my stomach, Boo, don't use ranch as a sex verb!!


I actually don't mind sweater puppies.

Sweater puppies are okay but I can't say ranch? You're playing it fast and loose with the rules, Boo

 

[Endless_Night]

Sweater puppies are okay but I can't say ranch? You're playing it fast and loose with the rules, Boo

As much as I adore you, Boo, in no universe are those two things remotely equal.

STOP SAYING RANCH

Omg.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How do we feel about cottage cheese?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

How do we feel about cottage cheese?

On its own? Kind of bland. Mixed in with other things, it’s not too bad. On my thighs, not a fan at all