Cock Talk

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not much point in only getting one ball done...

Yeah... it was bad enough that the second required the use of an actual OR and full anesthesia to put me out.

 

[Apisto42]

Yeah... it was bad enough that the second required the use of an actual OR and full anesthesia to put me out.

I watched him do it. It was pretty cool.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I watched him do it. It was pretty cool.

Attempt 1 was with the numbing agent being ineffective.
Attempt 2 was in the OR

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I can't remember what they used on me (I thought something injected locally, but may not have been), but there was a TENS machine as well, operated by the sadistic nurse.

They used Lidocaine, which I know to be ineffective now. Prior to this, I thought everyone hated the dentist as much as I did - turns out that I have actually been tortured slowly for most of my life.

The TENS part though, that could fun.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Sorry? You watched @MischiefMakerAlways have his vasectomy? I didn't know you were such good friends.

Who am I to turn away an audience?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sorry? You watched @MischiefMakerAlways have his vasectomy? I didn't know you were such good friends.

Lit friends are a different breed

 

[Endless_Night]

All this vasectomy talk has me clenching my thighs, and I don't even have the affected equipment.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

All this vasectomy talk has me clenching my thighs, and I don't even have the affected equipment.

Me too. Yowch!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

All this vasectomy talk has me clenching my thighs, and I don't even have the affected equipment.

Me too. Yowch!

It's really not that big of a deal. It's FAR less invasive and painful than the female equivalency.

 

[Endless_Night]

Honestly? It was relatively painless.

I mean, good to hear?

The days after it hurt much more, but better that than unwanted kids, or a partner having to risk putting chemicals into herself that made her extremely ill when she had to do it before.

You are a good partner.

It's really not that big of a deal. It's FAR less invasive and painful than the female equivalency.

Unarguable.

(I haven't had one of those, either.)

But I'm still going to sit over here and clench with @Love_Is_Blonde.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I mean, good to hear?


You are a good partner.


Unarguable.

(I haven't had one of those, either.)

But I'm still going to sit over here and clench with @Love_Is_Blonde.

Truly, it's not a big deal, and I've had one of the worst experiences I know of. It's probably less of a painful experience than a single period for any woman.

 

[Apisto42]

Sorry? You watched @MischiefMakerAlways have his vasectomy? I didn't know you were such good friends.

I knew when I wrote it that way, that one of you perverts would comment on it.

It was a lovely experience though.

 

[Apisto42]

I need a "masturbating furiously" reaction emoji.

Don’t we all.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Don’t we all.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You are so vein.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2214ce2084815f378de3761d1e3aae81/d66e093d14567ae8-90/s640x960/2dffa525de2aee0bfdabe6938693c731dcf17a20.gif

Do you find veins sexy?

Yep

Is a strong veiny cock more or less attractive to you?

Yes.... It really just depends...

Do you love that little blue vein on a large boob as much as I do?

Nope, prolly not....

What is the veiniest part of your body?

Thighs.

Are you a phlebotomist’s dream or nightmare?

Nightmare. I think. But they make me feel good about it.

What vein on your partner’s body (theoretical or otherwise) is most arousing to you?

She doesn't really have one....

If you are freaked out by veins, are you also disturbed by the sight of blood?

I'm neutral on viens.... I don't pass out, but I'm not a fan....

What kind of veins do you not like?

The ones that are leaking...

What are you most vain about? ()

LMAO.... That's

 

[dawn_of_night]

I watched him do it. It was pretty cool.

Wait a minute....
He said I couldn't watch ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sorry? You watched @MischiefMakerAlways have his vasectomy? I didn't know you were such good friends.

This is what I was commenting!!!
Except it's written like @MischiefMakerAlways told me I couldn't watch and he did let @Apisto42

 

[dawn_of_night]

It’s all in the behind.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f05d70e6cd9319be22483ad069ae1d1/1d56a998ff1e8aca-b1/s500x750/44dfc518fe5f992db94bd1b40c014f009c408e1a.webp

After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?

Well.... I've only really had one...
A few here and there, that were bfforeverships, that really hurt....

Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?

Yea. Unfortunately, but I had to take care of me...

On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?

Attempted to, it's a loyalty thing, to a fault.... Like a mother fucking earthquake...

Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?

Ppft. I tried. What's the point of doing it twice...

What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?

LMAO. Nope.

Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship? How did that go?

Physically.... No....
Cyberly.... Did I mention I was loyal to a fault....

Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?

Self reflection and growth.

If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?

God damnit, fuck me.... because I'll never have the chance again.....

 

[Endless_Night]

I can't decide if this is a *me too* or a suggestion for the emoji in question.

 

[Mei5ter]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2cf3a4c131b9d9f309830af399158468/6af306da1dcb5542-49/s500x750/68625ece912cc483e3aa3035c07040a96eed8d92.jpg

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

No strong feelings. But it tends to be the climax (if you will) of a porn video, so if I've watched the journey I'll be invested in the destination.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

I have received a few equivalents from women in the past, especially pre-Lit. Details omitted to protect the innocent. As for being the...er...donor? Personally, there is no extra pleasure in ejaculating on someone's pic as opposed to ejaculating while looking at someone's pic. It doesn't make it feel any more real or anything.

Receiving tributes can be hot, I think, because they feel naughty, dirty, and objectifying. They feel like a response (primarily a male one) to porn, rather than something you'd normally share with a partner. I get why some find unsolicited ones icky, and I respect that, but knowing that there was at least one occasion when a complete stranger evidently found pics of me sufficiently stimulating that they made a mess on them? Well fuck. Call me a whore, but I like that feeling. It's good to be desired purely for how I look sometimes. So when a partner does that, it feels like they're saying, "You're not just my person - you're also the person I fantasise about when you're not here."

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

None have been bad?

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

Everywhere. I have mixed feelings about giving facials - that really has to feel right. I love the look of cum on pretty lingerie, especially black lace stocking tops. And I have a kink for cum on hair, and in hair, and...hair generally, though I can see I'm in the minority here!

I'll wash it afterwards though. Promise.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

Surprised? No. My body is pretty consistent.

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

 What about geysers in other locations? This question seems weirdly specific...

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

No strong feelings. It's something I have been producing regularly for years. I'm just used to it, I guess?

How do you feel about autofellatio?

I feel it's a sign your parasocial relationship with your car may have gone a little too far, and that you should take your lips off the stick shift.

What questions do you have about cum?

Why do men so often produce it alone when 'cum' is a Latin word meaning 'with'?

Seriously...why is semen called cum?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I watched my husband get his done. Bag of peas and all was good. I loved it.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Your profile doesn't say that you're a sadist

I've had my belly cut open twice. He can have his nuts cut open

 

[SassySheDevil]

Even that doesn't sound like a fair division of labour (no pun intended!), to be honest.

Wouldn't change a thing. Giving birth was my 2 best experiences ever.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What about geysers in other locations? This question seems weirdly specific...

National Park Geysers are like Librarians. They are suppose to be clean and virtuous, but we all know they are really just dirty whores.

 

[Apisto42]

National Park Geysers are like Librarians. They are suppose to be clean and virtuous, but we all know they are really just dirty whores.

Married to a librarian. This sounds accurate.