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You are doing winter wrong, the snow is the good part about winter
No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.
 
No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.
This… exactly this!!!
 
Best.Song.Ever.

I agree!!! I'm not sure how I missed seeing this yesterday...

...oh... I was crazy busy working... but, glad I saw it today. I love that song!!!

Get this: my sister had that song on a yellow 45 back in the day she played on what I think was a fisher price record player. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.
Snow where I live they just shut down and stay inside their houses for 2 days....and that's over maybe 3 inches.
 
No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.
This is your most “get off my lawn you whippersnappers” post you’ve ever made. Snow is fun, I won’t hear otherwise.
 
No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.
So… kind of a.. Slide Mambo No 5?


If it looks like this? Then you’re doing it right!

*** thank you, thank you. I will probably be here all weekend… ***
 
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