Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

You are doing winter wrong, the snow is the good part about winter

No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.

 

[SWR101]

Actions
⤷Summon
⤷Odin
⤷ZANTETSUKEN!!

And stay down

But… why?!?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4e3342bf67ec77e084ba1af1bc43eda8/tumblr_ml9p62Z1xv1qe2qqzo1_250.gifv

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.

This… exactly this!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Respectfully: fuck no. I would rather have the -24 degrees we had for a week rather than snow.
The roads stay dry that way. And no salt.

@Chloe_Harper is going to want that for her t shirt thread.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/R4T03blMn0kAAAAC/boop-annie-murphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Best.Song.Ever.

I agree!!! I'm not sure how I missed seeing this yesterday...

...oh... I was crazy busy working... but, glad I saw it today. I love that song!!!

Get this: my sister had that song on a yellow 45 back in the day she played on what I think was a fisher price record player.

 

[MissRadiant]

No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.

Snow where I live they just shut down and stay inside their houses for 2 days....and that's over maybe 3 inches.

 

[BrendaBear]

That being said... I've never watched the Office I can't handle cringe-humour.

THANK YOU!!!!! Me neither. Just... no. It makes me soooo uncomfortable!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Snow where I live they just shut down and stay inside their houses for 2 days....and that's over maybe 3 inches.

Yeah yeah, rub it in lol
Not here!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah yeah, rub it in lol
Not here!!!

No snow at all here, either.

Or did you mean.... oops...


Nevermind.

 

[MissRadiant]

Yeah yeah, rub it in lol
Not here!!!

sorry? if was sunny and 62 degrees yesterday.
I moved away from Philadelphia for a reason.

 

[Bry1313]

No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.

This is your most “get off my lawn you whippersnappers” post you’ve ever made. Snow is fun, I won’t hear otherwise.

 

[vagrantx]

But… why?!?
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4e3342bf67ec77e084ba1af1bc43eda8/tumblr_ml9p62Z1xv1qe2qqzo1_250.gifv

Because, contrary to how adorable they are, Tonberries are chaotic evil by nature

 

[BrendaBear]

No.
Why?
Because way too many people, even people who’ve lived in areas who get snow and ice every year during winter…

Forget. How. To goddamn. Drive!

They don’t slow down. And even if they do, they don’t slow down enough for the conditions.
That means slowing down driving, slowing the speed of lane changes, slowing down more gradually for stop lights…all of it. And they don’t. The first snow hits, and it’s like Road Warrior on the highway. Or a dance-off.
“Sliiiide to the left. Sliiiiiide to the right.
Crisscross! Everybody in the ditch!”

It’s insane.

So… kind of a.. Slide Mambo No 5?


If it looks like this? Then you’re doing it right!

*** thank you, thank you. I will probably be here all weekend… ***

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper is going to want that for her t shirt thread.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/R4T03blMn0kAAAAC/boop-annie-murphy.gif

Put it in there girl

 

[SWR101]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[vagrantx]

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These Netflix/Marvel adaptiations are getting out of hand.. too much gritty realism.

 

[LostHorizon]

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That’s brilliant.

But what if you don’t have an ex?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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Damn. I guess I do resemble a chimp.

 

[Apisto42]

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Thief.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Idk about y’all but I NEED this planter

 

[TXRafe]

Yeah yeah, rub it in lol
Not here!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WXqJI7vKxjcAAAAC/back-rub.gif
all i saw was "rub it in", ignore me

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'd rather have a good dream than a bad dream anytime. But the good thing about bad dreams is that you get to wake up and realize that none of it actually happened. The bad thing about good dreams is that you wake up and, no, there isn't a full all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet set up in your living room.

My nap > Your nap