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[Fiestykitten]

Because there are only so many neural circuits working at the one time, and they take the easiest and most efficient route.

It happens to everyone @BrendaBear. My brain misfires every time I have to say the word 'eicosanoids' in front of a group of people.

And yay - riffs on a Friday

It is too early for this. My brain read it and then .

“Grumbles* not enough damn coffee for this, ofc I only got a couple hours of sleep, to damn smart for her own good even if it sexy asf.

Fuck I need an IV coffee drip. And why did I dream of going to a party and we were all supposed to dress as hamburgers but when I got to the party everyone but me was dressed as a hot dog? wtf does that mean?

Good morning I guess. Today is gonna be a fucked up one . At least I didn’t wake up with over the rainbow on repeat in my head like yesterday. For the love of Bob!

 

[NewStartQueen]

@Fiestykitten, good morning Brat

When you are in a better mood I'll post a few things for you to do to see it in action yourself. It's really a cool phenomenon

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can think of about 5 movies he is in I really like… the rest, not so much. But the man himself doesn’t have a reputation as someone you would ever want to work with… or serve… or meet… or see on the street… or… or.. or..

**** running off to go find a book of insults for Chevy…***

This one.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71sgm+hXsHL._SL1500_.jpg

The subtitle to this book should have been "Everyone Says Chevy Chase Is An Asshole."

 

[UnquietDreams]

What flavor is it?

It's fucking albatross flavor, in'it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well... what about a smooth navel? I have a pretty deep belly button

Apropos of nothing, have I happened to mention I have a serious thing for a woman's bellybutton?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Can someone please tell me why… every fucking time I write a post with wander or wandering in it, I type wonder or wondering. I fucking know the difference. And my fingers do this to me, every damn time!

It is only when I re-read something I already posted that I see all the stupid ass mistakes I published to the entire fucking world.

You have wonderlust?

***Runs out of the room giggling***

Wow, that was fun!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition...

Oh, I did.

 

[Fiestykitten]

@Fiestykitten, good morning Brat

When you are in a better mood I'll post a few things for you to do to see it in action yourself. It's really a cool phenomenon

When am I ever in a good mood?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because there are only so many neural circuits working at the one time, and they take the easiest and most efficient route.

It happens to everyone @BrendaBear. My brain misfires every time I have to say the word 'eicosanoids' in front of a group of people.

And yay - riffs on a Friday

Do you often have the need to drop the word "eicosanoids" in front of a group of people? Oh! Do you do stand up? Because I can't count the number of eicosanoids punchlines I hear every year...

Ohhh...voca "eicosanoids?"

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[UnquietDreams]

When am I ever in a good mood?

Well, there was that one point yesterday morning...

 

[NewStartQueen]

When am I ever in a good mood?

Darling I said better. Not good.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Well, there was that one point yesterday morning...

Well dagnabit, if there was a point yesterday it was a fluke. I’ll do better. Thank you kind sir for pointing out the error of my ways!

* Runs up behind you and drops your pants to your ankles, runs away giggling maniaclly!*

 

[NewStartQueen]

Do you often have the need to drop the word "eicosanoids" in front of a group of people?

In two weeks of the year, I have to say it at least 50 times.

Do you do stand up?

Definitely not

Ohhh...voca "eicosanoids?"

https://voca.ro/1h34YTxk6b8M

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1h34YTxk6b8M

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[UnquietDreams]

Well dagnabit, if there was a point yesterday it was a fluke. I’ll do better. Thank you kind sir for pointing out the error of my ways!

* Runs up behind you and drops your pants to your ankles, runs away giggling maniaclly!*

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[Sammysub07]

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Leaving this here for @Sammysub07 to see in the morning

Hey! With the exception of this season, Elliot has been a force for the Eagles! There were games where he led the damn OLine in points!

In 2023 he was one of only six kickers in NFL history have made more kicks of 56yds+.

Is he having a bad season compared to others? Yes! Does it drive me insane?! Yes! I’m also a huge JE fan! I hope that after many seasons with the Birds he doesn’t hang up his hat quite yet. Maybe I’m an optimist, but I’d like to see him back just to compare if this was just a bad season for him or if his tenure is over.

 

[base10]

“Listen! If I went around claiming to be emperor just because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!”

I watch this scene on YouTube at least once a month. That it was written 50 years ago and still holds up perfectly is amazing, and it’s laugh out loud funny. You do get to see the violence inherent in the system.

In 2nd place is - A tiger….in Africa

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning Brats and fuckers

 

[Fiestykitten]

Alright, gonna try this again..
I think I'm in a better mood... can't be too sure though it is still early and I'm still drinking my coffee...

Fuck that dream last night! How could I be the only hamburger and them not tell me the plans changed! I'm also slightly annoyed that I'm annoyed about my dream..... don't try and figure that shit out you'll hurt yourself.

Well, I hope everyone else has a normal morning compared to mine

 

[subdudeme13]

Hey! With the exception of this season, Elliot has been a force for the Eagles! There were games where he led the damn OLine in points!

In 2023 he was one of only six kickers in NFL history have made more kicks of 56yds+.

Is he having a bad season compared to others? Yes! Does it drive me insane?! Yes! I’m also a huge JE fan! I hope that after many seasons with the Birds he doesn’t hang up his hat quite yet. Maybe I’m an optimist, but I’d like to see him back just to compare if this was just a bad season for him or if his tenure is over.

How about if he kicks a 60 yarder with one second on the clock to beat the Chiefs. I don't think it will be a close game, but I am keeping my fingers crossed.
E A G L E S EAGLES!

 

[subdudeme13]

Alright, gonna try this again..
I think I'm in a better mood... can't be too sure though it is still early and I'm still drinking my coffee...

Fuck that dream last night! How could I be the only hot dog and them not tell me the plans changed! I'm also slightly annoyed that I'm annoyed about my dream..... don't try and figure that shit out you'll hurt yourself.

Well, I hope everyone else has a normal morning compared to mine

No worries! You have coffee. Count your blessings.

 

[Fiestykitten]

No worries! You have coffee. Count your blessings.

 

[subdudeme13]

I didn't have a dream but I woke up with an odd headache. Sinuses maybe. So now I am on my second cut and feeling better and counting my blessings.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh What happened yesterday? (Sorry if you've posted it already.)


You want to be the only brat?!

NO! I posted about my dream earlier. Everyone decided to have a party and was gonna dress as hot dogs... well them fuckers changed the plans and dressed as hamburgers and didn't tell me!

I'm still annoyed about it, and I'm also annoyed that I'm annoyed about the dream .... .... ugh having my brain sucks sometimes

 

[Fiestykitten]

I didn't have a dream but I woke up with an odd headache. Sinuses maybe. So now I am on my second cut and feeling better and counting my blessings.

If you say "count your blessings" to me one more time I can not be held accountable for my bratty actions that are going to take place......

Fuck, I haven't had enough coffee for this yet. I'm gonna go in my sanitary corner and read a book before the feral brat comes out to play....