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Yawn....
Hey, where'd everybody go....?
Damn, I did it again...I take off my pants and everybody runs away...
I'm a fuck'in albatross
No offense, (it had nothing to do with you taking off your pants 🤣) but I've had a long day. Had my shots, though sadly not off Sammy's body, and now I'm ready for my pacifier and bed.
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G'night everyone! 😘
 
We have many nerd types here in the brat house… but one of my nerdisms is I was a massive Monty Python fan.

Years ago… my closest friend and I were wandering through a home improvement store and for reasons I don’t remember now… we started reciting a scene from Holy Grail…

“Listen! If I went around claiming to be emperor just because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!”

We were both surprised how well we both remembered that scene… and the funny looks we got from other shoppers. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Can someone please tell me why… every fucking time I write a post with wander or wandering in it, I type wonder or wondering. I fucking know the difference. And my fingers do this to me, every damn time!

It is only when I re-read something I already posted that I see all the stupid ass mistakes I published to the entire fucking world. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
 
Can someone please tell me why… every fucking time I write a post with wander or wandering in it, I type wonder or wondering. I fucking know the difference. And my fingers do this to me, every damn time!

It is only when I re-read something I already posted that I see all the stupid ass mistakes I published to the entire fucking world. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
I dunno, in RL I was an editor and I still missed stuff...
 
Can someone please tell me why… every fucking time I write a post with wander or wandering in it, I type wonder or wondering. I fucking know the difference. And my fingers do this to me, every damn time!

It is only when I re-read something I already posted that I see all the stupid ass mistakes I published to the entire fucking world. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
I do the same with
"their there they're"
"You're your" and many others and I know I do it AND proofread it before posting and of course the still show up.

I am trying to eliminate "you're" totally and use "you are" it is simpler, easier, and quicker too.

Oh and "to too" like all the fucking time.
 
Can someone please tell me why… every fucking time I write a post with wander or wandering in it, I type wonder or wondering. I fucking know the difference. And my fingers do this to me, every damn time!

It is only when I re-read something I already posted that I see all the stupid ass mistakes I published to the entire fucking world. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
Because there are only so many neural circuits working at the one time, and they take the easiest and most efficient route.

It happens to everyone @BrendaBear. My brain misfires every time I have to say the word 'eicosanoids' in front of a group of people.

And yay - riffs on a Friday 🔥❤️
 
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