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Sex & Shenanigans
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MindYaBitness
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To be fair, whale mating is fascinatingFlash back to my 10 year old daughter. It was time for 'the talk'
Naturally, I agreed with mom to take the first run at it woman-to -woman. I came home as the discussion was wrapping up. Apparently, she ewwed and asked questions and everything was going well....enter the dad
I knew how much she was into biology and animals....so my contribution? "And that is how all mammals procreate..." At this, this moment was when she screwed her face up. "But daddy, whales are mammals. How does THAT work?' Mom looking at me with death, "yeah daddy....how does that work? Go ahead...."
Sadly, I have seen my share of nature videos...including whales...and this began the finer points of whale sex with a 10 year old.
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Is that what you call my vag now?Hey, I love the sweet stuff.
MindYaBitness
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I've had nothing so cool. Just a wood rat that took up residence in my garage once. I have to admit, he was adorable
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Is that what Thing called it?!?
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No, silly. He doesnt speak.
MrMakersMark
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I had to look this up.
Those mice are no joke and the sort we are glad are tiny. If they were bobcat sized, they'd have to have been extincted.
Them or us.
Smh.
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Just gets right in there to business don't he
dawn_of_night
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Alright friends, I'm going in for surgery tomorrow and the pre-operative panic is setting in... Help me take my mind off it
MrMakersMark
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Kind've?
dawn_of_night
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Ppplllease. Please please... Share the pictures....I'm getting new hardware, yeah.. Titanium
If you can...
I love x ray porn...
MindYaBitness
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Grasshopper mice are the chihuahua of mice
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I guess he could learn ASL. Who am I to hold him back from reaching his greatest potential? I'm not the American government.
Too soon?
dawn_of_night
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Dads are so sexy ...Flash back to my 10 year old daughter. It was time for 'the talk'
Naturally, I agreed with mom to take the first run at it woman-to -woman. I came home as the discussion was wrapping up. Apparently, she ewwed and asked questions and everything was going well....enter the dad
I knew how much she was into biology and animals....so my contribution? "And that is how all mammals procreate..." At this, this moment was when she screwed her face up. "But daddy, whales are mammals. How does THAT work?' Mom looking at me with death, "yeah daddy....how does that work? Go ahead...."
Sadly, I have seen my share of nature videos...including whales...and this began the finer points of whale sex with a 10 year old.
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You're safe for tonight.I've done so well leaving my bitterness off threads..
Don't bait me
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dawn_of_night
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I'll .... Bate, you if you want....I've done so well leaving my bitterness off threads..
Don't bait me
aussiegeekygal
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Word.Dads are so sexy ...
Men who have the dad game down are hot as hell.
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Does cat dad game count? Cuz call me Peter Criss.
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https://www.scientificamerican.com/...ed-for-the-first-time-ever-between-two-males/
Fucking knew it. Kinky bastards.
aussiegeekygal
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Not even close. It's a different ballgame entirely.
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Wait, now we're also playing a ballgame? You always know how to keep me on my toes.
