Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Probably should not tell someone they are a crazy fucking mountain of dysfunction and then hope to fix it.

 

[Apisto42]

You are so vein.

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Hmm. Erotic, but a little much on the veins for me.

Do you find veins sexy?

Nope. They just are.

Is a strong veiny cock more or less attractive to you?

Lol

Do you love that little blue vein on a large boob as much as I do?

I actually prefer not seeing through skin, but it’s not off putting. It just doesn’t factor high in my awareness? Like, it blends in to the person, it’s part of them, but it’s not a negative or a positive, if that makes sense.

What is the veiniest part of your body?

I suppose they are most visible on hands and cock? Never really thought about it.

Are you a phlebotomist’s dream or nightmare?

I’m not easy to access for a blood draw. A good nurse can do it in one stick. Once this idiot tried 10 times and I told her if she didn’t get someone else I was going to punch her in the face.

What vein on your partner’s body (theoretical or otherwise) is most arousing to you?

None. It’s not arousing for me.

If you are freaked out by veins, are you also disturbed by the sight of blood?

Nope. Just something to take care of.

What kind of veins do you not like?

Open ones.

What are you most vain about? ()

Huh. My cock is pretty marvelous. I’d be sad if anything happened to it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Apisto: “I actually prefer not seeing through skin”

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/0b/c0/cd0bc06a820b84353a67270d5e9ca07f.jpg
So you don’t find this hot?
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I always appreciate a post that has me looking things up at least twice...

I re-read his post trying to figure out what you looked up

 

[Apisto42]

Apisto: “I actually prefer not seeing through skin”

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/0b/c0/cd0bc06a820b84353a67270d5e9ca07f.jpg
So you don’t find this hot?
I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.

I retract my previous statement, he’s hot AF.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I re-read his post trying to figure out what you looked up

Intellectual humble brag...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Intellectual humble brag...

Nah, I wondered if I just skipped over it

 

[Mei5ter]

Nah, I wondered if I just skipped over it

I'm also available with subtitles?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm also available with subtitles?

*waits*

 

[Apisto42]

I'm also available with subtitles?

Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm also available with subtitles?

Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

 

[Endless_Night]

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

Esperanto. Audio.


*has no idea what's under discussion*

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

Now this I would like to see.

 

[Mei5ter]

Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF

Hmmm. That's on Duolingo so maybe...

I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course

*looks on Duolingo for Interpretative Dance ..

 

[Mei5ter]

Now this I would like to see.

Well, I'd love to, but the last time I made a video about veins and arteries there was that misunderstanding with the police and the anti-terrorism people, and the hospital had to close.

But maybe there are some other topics in this thread we could interpret physically? I have a few ideas...

 

[Apisto42]

Hmmm. That's on Duolingo so maybe...

*looks on Duolingo for Interpretative Dance ..

https://i.ibb.co/R6zWfzL/IMG-7221.jpg

 

[SmokingFap]

It’s all in the behind.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f05d70e6cd9319be22483ad069ae1d1/1d56a998ff1e8aca-b1/s500x750/44dfc518fe5f992db94bd1b40c014f009c408e1a.webp

After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?

I'm much more self aware than a lot of people, I think. And I'm very honest with myself about the causes of a breakup. I also know that sometimes things just fizzle out and it's no one's fault.

Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?

I would say I was more at fault most of the time, but it's almost never just one person's fault. Even if someone cheated on you, there's a reason that they did it.

On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?

Yes. I've almost always had amicable if somewhat painful breakups and have been good friends with most of my previous girlfriends and both ex-wives.

Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?

I'm not sure I ever make the same mistake twice, because I don't look for a particular type, and every relationship is different.

What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?

To be more self-confident, which leads to being more trusting. Jealousy and paranoia are terrible for any relationship.

Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship? How did that go?

Once, with my last girlfriend. Changing circumstances let us to fizzle out, not break up. But when we tried it again, the magic just wasn't there anymore. No hard feelings on either side.

Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?

Just understanding and accepting the reasons for the breakup. And remembering that the vast majority of relationships do not end up in a lifelong marriage.

If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?

I wish I hadn't been so insecure with you. You never gave me a reason to be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/2cf3a4c131b9d9f309830af399158468/6af306da1dcb5542-49/s500x750/68625ece912cc483e3aa3035c07040a96eed8d92.jpg

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?
Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:
Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Are you turned off by cum? Why?
How do you feel about autofellatio?
What questions do you have about cum?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
I do it looks like VICTORY!
How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?
I have never received any I have done them a couple of times upon request
Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
There is a worst place? I suppose if you are a receiver the eyes would be....
Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
I like cumming in her (if I had a her) pussy or mouth best
Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:
I have had it shoot farther than expected but nothing medal worthy
Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Nope...Is that a fetish?
Are you turned off by cum? Why?
Not at all
How do you feel about autofellatio?
Since I am unable to do it, I have no opinion.
What questions do you have about cum?
None really. My cum and I are quite comfortable with each other

 

[BongoGal]

How do you feel about autofellatio?

If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Her poop deck was covered in seamen.

Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?

My own? Sometimes; it's situationally and mentally dependent. If I get the feeling it's going to be quite powerful, it's a bit of an ego boost to see the distance/quantity and feel virile. One in a while I feel like "marking my territory" and seeing it land on my partner's face, chest, or mons. In porn? It does nothing for me to see a guy ejaculate. Seeing a women ejaculate? Yes, I like that quite a bit.

How do you feel about “tribute” pics? Ever take part?

Damn, 2000 called and wanted its debauchery back. How do I feel about them? Doesn't excite me any more, but if a partner requests it, I'm willing to oblige. I've done my fair share, long long ago.

Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?

Eyeballs - it was my own. It burns!

Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?

Overwhelmingly, I want to cum in my partner - oral, anal, or vaginal. However, as noted in the 1st question, sometimes I'm in the mood to see the fruit of my labor.

Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partner’s cum? Tell us:

Force? Yes. It's been a while since I've had it land near my head if ejaculating from a laying position, but the first time that ever happened was quite surprising. Amount? I wasn't surprised by my volume because porn makes it look like guys pump out buckets. But, by the time a 3rd partner had spontaneously commented on it, then I felt a little surprise, and pride. I know the pride is totally unfounded, but I'll take whatever wins I can get!

Do geysers at National parks make you horny?

Nope, that was probably one of the furthest thing from my mind when I saw them, however the name, "Old Faithful" does make me snicker, at least inwardly.

Are you turned off by cum? Why?

Nope. I know some fellatio performers have an issue with the texture in their mouth, so that's a sensory thing I don't hold against anyone. For anyone that complains about taste - do you eat your vegetables? In my opinion, sometimes you can put aside your preference for your partner - not every time, but once every so often won't kill you.

How do you feel about autofellatio?

Oh, to be young and flexible once again. In other words, I think it's great.

What questions do you have about cum?

Serious question for anyone who's had a vasectomy - did your texture change? Or do you not know? Mine got MUCH thicker. I guess my swimmers arrived with their own, much thinner fluid. Having those valves closed, there's a notable change. I could go into much further detail, but I'm not sure anyone wants that unless they have a morbid curiosity. But, feel free to ask here or privately if you'd like to compare notes.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!

Why wouldn't you tell anyone?

 

[BongoGal]

Why wouldn't you tell anyone?

If a couple of people knew, it would soon become something that everyone knew. Some drunk at a party: "Hey, is it true that you suck your own cock?"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If a couple of people knew, it would soon become something that everyone knew. Some drunk at a party: "Hey, is it true that you suck your own cock?"

I guess I don't see the problem? Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'd be telling every person I knew, but I also don't care if anyone knew. We all masturbate, this is just the next base.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!

Yeah, but a mouth is way better than a hand, plus tongue work!

If a couple of people knew, it would soon become something that everyone knew. Some drunk at a party: "Hey, is it true that you suck your own cock?"

If I could suck myself off, believe me everyone would know. I would start every conversation with it, it would be on my resume and every Christmas card I sent out.