hotwords229_A
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Probably should not tell someone they are a crazy fucking mountain of dysfunction and then hope to fix it.

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Probably should not tell someone they are a crazy fucking mountain of dysfunction and then hope to fix it.
Hmm. Erotic, but a little much on the veins for me.
Nope. They just are.Do you find veins sexy?
LolIs a strong veiny cock more or less attractive to you?
I actually prefer not seeing through skin, but itās not off putting. It just doesnāt factor high in my awareness? Like, it blends in to the person, itās part of them, but itās not a negative or a positive, if that makes sense.Do you love that little blue vein on a large boob as much as I do?
I suppose they are most visible on hands and cock? Never really thought about it.What is the veiniest part of your body?
Iām not easy to access for a blood draw. A good nurse can do it in one stick. Once this idiot tried 10 times and I told her if she didnāt get someone else I was going to punch her in the face.Are you a phlebotomistās dream or nightmare?
None. Itās not arousing for me.What vein on your partnerās body (theoretical or otherwise) is most arousing to you?
Nope. Just something to take care of.If you are freaked out by veins, are you also disturbed by the sight of blood?
Open ones.What kind of veins do you not like?
Huh. My cock is pretty marvelous. Iād be sad if anything happened to it.What are you most vain about? ()
I re-read his post trying to figure out what you looked upI always appreciate a post that has me looking things up at least twice...
I retract my previous statement, heās hot AF.Apisto: āI actually prefer not seeing through skinā
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So you donāt find this hot?
I guess weāll have to agree to disagree.
Intellectual humble brag...I re-read his post trying to figure out what you looked up![]()
Nah, I wondered if I just skipped over itIntellectual humble brag...
Nah, I wondered if I just skipped over it![]()
*waits*I'm also available with subtitles?
Can I get that in mandarin? AFAFI'm also available with subtitles?
I'm also available with subtitles?
I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of courseCan I get that in mandarin? AFAF
Esperanto. Audio.I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course![]()
Now this I would like to see.I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course![]()
Hmmm. That's on Duolingo so maybe...Can I get that in mandarin? AFAF
*looks on Duolingo for Interpretative Dance ..I prefer mine in interpretive dance. Video, of course![]()
Well, I'd love to, but the last time I made a video about veins and arteries there was that misunderstanding with the police and the anti-terrorism people, and the hospital had to close.Now this I would like to see.![]()
https://i.ibb.co/R6zWfzL/IMG-7221.jpgHmmm. That's on Duolingo so maybe...
*looks on Duolingo for Interpretative Dance ..
I'm much more self aware than a lot of people, I think. And I'm very honest with myself about the causes of a breakup. I also know that sometimes things just fizzle out and it's no one's fault.Itās all in the behind.
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After a relationship has ended, how honest are you with the forensic audit of what went wrong?
I would say I was more at fault most of the time, but it's almost never just one person's fault. Even if someone cheated on you, there's a reason that they did it.Who would you say was at fault more times than not in your past relationships falling apart?
Yes. I've almost always had amicable if somewhat painful breakups and have been good friends with most of my previous girlfriends and both ex-wives.On average, have you remained friends with, or at least civil with, your past flings?
I'm not sure I ever make the same mistake twice, because I don't look for a particular type, and every relationship is different.Do you try not to make the same mistakes picking a partner or are you a recidivist bad relationship participant?
To be more self-confident, which leads to being more trusting. Jealousy and paranoia are terrible for any relationship.What is the biggest thing you learned about yourself that you did wrong in past relationships that you have fixed about yourself moving forward?
Once, with my last girlfriend. Changing circumstances let us to fizzle out, not break up. But when we tried it again, the magic just wasn't there anymore. No hard feelings on either side.Have you ever rekindled a failed relationship? How did that go?
Just understanding and accepting the reasons for the breakup. And remembering that the vast majority of relationships do not end up in a lifelong marriage.Why do you think some people have a better relationship with each after they break up?
I wish I hadn't been so insecure with you. You never gave me a reason to be.If you could say one random thing to a past partner, what would it be?
If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!How do you feel about autofellatio?
My own? Sometimes; it's situationally and mentally dependent. If I get the feeling it's going to be quite powerful, it's a bit of an ego boost to see the distance/quantity and feel virile. One in a while I feel like "marking my territory" and seeing it land on my partner's face, chest, or mons. In porn? It does nothing for me to see a guy ejaculate. Seeing a women ejaculate? Yes, I like that quite a bit.Her poop deck was covered in seamen.
Do you enjoy seeing the moment of ejaculation?
Damn, 2000 called and wanted its debauchery back. How do I feel about them? Doesn't excite me any more, but if a partner requests it, I'm willing to oblige. I've done my fair share, long long ago.How do you feel about ātributeā pics? Ever take part?
Eyeballs - it was my own. It burns!Where is the worst place you have had cum on you?
Overwhelmingly, I want to cum in my partner - oral, anal, or vaginal. However, as noted in the 1st question, sometimes I'm in the mood to see the fruit of my labor.Where do you enjoy having your partner cum on/in you, or where do you enjoy cumming on/in someone?
Force? Yes. It's been a while since I've had it land near my head if ejaculating from a laying position, but the first time that ever happened was quite surprising. Amount? I wasn't surprised by my volume because porn makes it look like guys pump out buckets. But, by the time a 3rd partner had spontaneously commented on it, then I felt a little surprise, and pride. I know the pride is totally unfounded, but I'll take whatever wins I can get!Were you ever shocked at the amount or force of your or your partnerās cum? Tell us:
Nope, that was probably one of the furthest thing from my mind when I saw them, however the name, "Old Faithful" does make me snicker, at least inwardly.Do geysers at National parks make you horny?
Nope. I know some fellatio performers have an issue with the texture in their mouth, so that's a sensory thing I don't hold against anyone. For anyone that complains about taste - do you eat your vegetables? In my opinion, sometimes you can put aside your preference for your partner - not every time, but once every so often won't kill you.Are you turned off by cum? Why?
Oh, to be young and flexible once again. In other words, I think it's great.How do you feel about autofellatio?
Serious question for anyone who's had a vasectomy - did your texture change? Or do you not know? Mine got MUCH thicker. I guess my swimmers arrived with their own, much thinner fluid. Having those valves closed, there's a notable change. I could go into much further detail, but I'm not sure anyone wants that unless they have a morbid curiosity. But, feel free to ask here or privately if you'd like to compare notes.What questions do you have about cum?
Why wouldn't you tell anyone?If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!
If a couple of people knew, it would soon become something that everyone knew. Some drunk at a party: "Hey, is it true that you suck your own cock?"Why wouldn't you tell anyone?
I guess I don't see the problem? Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'd be telling every person I knew, but I also don't care if anyone knew. We all masturbate, this is just the next base.If a couple of people knew, it would soon become something that everyone knew. Some drunk at a party: "Hey, is it true that you suck your own cock?"
Yeah, but a mouth is way better than a hand, plus tongue work!If I were a dude and were somehow able to suck myself off, I think it's something I'd try once and then never again. It just seems like too much effort for something that a hand can do with ease. And I wouldn't tell anyone!
If I could suck myself off, believe me everyone would know. I would start every conversation with it, it would be on my resume and every Christmas card I sent out.If a couple of people knew, it would soon become something that everyone knew. Some drunk at a party: "Hey, is it true that you suck your own cock?"