Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Why wasn't one of your questions, "how would you kill your online lover if you're actually a murderer playing a long catfish game?"

Why would I murder someone I like?

That doesn’t make any sense.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Imagine the devotion to bring a cooler all the way across the country just to stab someone in the chest with the perfect weapon since it melts/evaporates into nothing?

I mean we have freezers here that work too but you'd have to bring a cooler to the murder location unless you want a body next to your freezer and you really have to worry about the sharp pointy end melting before you can complete the job. And no, I have not thought about this at all.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh, I am older than you too.

https://i.ibb.co/hg0HppZ/img-1-1733333166036.webp

But what about mentally?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

They have freezers right?
I'll just use an ice dildo...
Nobody's going to know....

You get it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Why would I murder someone I like?

That doesn’t make any sense.

They call them 'crimes of passion' for a reason. Duhhhhhh

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why would I murder someone I like?

That doesn’t make any sense.

Cause you're a murderer. That's what you do. Maybe you don't even like them

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fight Club is the only movie that I've never seen that I thought was better than the book.

Jaws was far better as a movie. So was The Godfather. I enjoyed Ready Player One far more as a movie than a book. Off the top of my head.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cause you're a murderer. That's what you do. Maybe you don't even like them

You realize I’m not an actual murderer right? I just play one on tv.


Also …. If you have a pooter it’s unlikely I’m gonna wanna murder you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

But what about mentally?

Probably there too. I am an old soul in an old body.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Jaws was far better as a movie. So was The Godfather. I enjoyed Ready Player One far more as a movie than a book. Off the top of my head.

Have not read Jaws or Ready Player One. I mightve not even seen the movies tbh

But i don't agree for The Godfather. I really enjoyed the books. And though, the feel of the movie is great, there's just no way a 2 or 3 or even 4 hr movie can be as immersive and detailed as a book. I could have done without the poop every time someone died though. I can also handle violence better in books than movies.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You realize I’m not an actual murderer right? I just play one on tv.


Also …. If you have a pooter it’s unlikely I’m gonna wanna murder you.

A pooter? That's a new one....

So you'll skip the murdering and go right to eating me?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You realize I’m not an actual murderer right? I just play one on tv.


Also …. If you have a pooter it’s unlikely I’m gonna wanna murder you.

I respect that you didn't go with the 'murder that pussy' joke. It was low-hanging fruit and you took the high road

 

[crazychemgirl]

A pooter? That's a new one....

So you'll skip the murdering and go right to eating me?

I mean, I am also not a cannibal. Despite my insinuations to the contrary.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also …. If you have a pooter it’s unlikely I’m gonna wanna murder you.

An aspirator for killing insects for collections?

That is very...specific.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, I am also not a cannibal. Despite my insinuations to the contrary.

That's what all the cannibals say

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So you'll skip the murdering and go right to eating me?

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ntrst.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have not read Jaws or Ready Player One. I mightve not even seen the movies tbh

But i don't agree for The Godfather. I really enjoyed the books. And though, the feel of the movie is great, there's just no way a 2 or 3 or even 4 hr movie can be as immersive and detailed as a book. I could have done without the poop every time someone died though. I can also handle violence better in books than movies.

I think that a subplot (that was about 15% of the book) on how Kay got into an affair with Sonny because she had a large vagina and couln't get satisfaction from her lovers, and he was packing serious heat, may have scarred me, as I can still remember that 30 years later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's what all the cannibals say

Do they though?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do they though?

Nooooo, their mouths are usually full

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Also …. If you have a pooter it’s unlikely I’m gonna wanna murder you.

I didn't know you had a thing for buttholes too.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I didn't know you had a thing for buttholes too.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcGw0NTM5amxmNHhzd3pja2E5Nmg5aHljNWoybzV5c2lpdDQyeG42NyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q/giphy.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

You get it

I also take payment I peanut butter fudge ...
No one has to know....

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn't know you had a thing for buttholes too.

That comparison of pink to brown eyes has hurt my soul forever

 

[UnquietDreams]

I didn't know you had a thing for buttholes too.

https://iili.io/208FKGI.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I turn down chicks left and right”

“Your chicks are your left and right”



Bahahahahahahahahahaha this movie is absolute genius.