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That billboard was equally as hard on both sides....
Oh I was just teasing you, M.Lol, no scrap here, just having fun. Though, I will admit to tweeking the nose of the AFOL snobs a time ir two to entertain myself![]()
"The south, what an Ally!" -Hannah GatsbyCountry folk where I'm from were using the pronoun Them looong before everyone thought it was cool.
"Where's Billy?"
"He's down the hill with George, Betty and them looking for Uncle Fred's pipe."
Was that sass:"The south, what an Ally!" -Hannah Gatsby
Lol, you've got to watch her comedy special "Douglas", I can't do the bit justiceWas that sass:![]()
:takesnotes: Are you one of those thirsty bitches?Lol, you've got to watch her comedy special "Douglas", I can't do the bit justice
I am a thirsty birch, myself...:takesnotes: Are you one of those thirsty bitches?
Your limbs are magnificent.I am a thirsty birch, myself...
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(I'm the one on the right.)
I love fall...Your limbs are magnificent.
Sir, we barely know each other!Your limbs are magnificent.
Slight curve to the right?I am a thirsty birch, myself...
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(I'm the one on the right.)
All a matter of perspective.Slight curve to the right?
Please excuse my intrusion.Sir, we barely know each other!
Next think you know he'll be wanting know what you look like under your bark!Sir, we barely know each other!
Well, buy me a drink first.Please excuse my intrusion.
Pass, I'd bet that birch bark has bite.Next think you know he'll be wanting know what you look like under your bark!
Well, buy me a drink first.
About a gallon of water.
She will never stopQuit yer whoring around like that
Please don't DM me about your foot fetish, unless you want to commission and pay for a portrait
As I’ve said, dozens of dollarsHm. If I say feet, will I earn more money?
Send me a videoWhen singing I can do a pretty kickass falsetto voice.
Send me a videoI used to be able to do a mallard feeding call without a duck call, and I can pick up Legos with my toes. Both very useful skills in very specific circumstances!
My back is quite supple and peels away without any problems, thank you very much!!!Pass, I'd bet that birch bark has bite.![]()