Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

She cried all night leaving the floor littered w/ Kleenex.

She cried all night and left just one?
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Or were there several?
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[HarryHill]

No it was you and yourn

 

[dawn_of_night]

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That billboard was equally as hard on both sides....

 

[MrMakersMark]

Lol, no scrap here, just having fun. Though, I will admit to tweeking the nose of the AFOL snobs a time ir two to entertain myself

Oh I was just teasing you, M.

I try very hard to not be taken seriously.
I was just razzin'.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Country folk where I'm from were using the pronoun Them looong before everyone thought it was cool.

"Where's Billy?"
"He's down the hill with George, Betty and them looking for Uncle Fred's pipe."

"The south, what an Ally!" -Hannah Gatsby

 

[HarryHill]

"The south, what an Ally!" -Hannah Gatsby

Was that sass:

 

[MindYaBitness]

Was that sass:

Lol, you've got to watch her comedy special "Douglas", I can't do the bit justice

 

[HarryHill]

Lol, you've got to watch her comedy special "Douglas", I can't do the bit justice

:takesnotes: Are you one of those thirsty bitches?

 

[UnquietDreams]

:takesnotes: Are you one of those thirsty bitches?

I am a thirsty birch, myself...

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(I'm the one on the right.)

 

[HarryHill]

I am a thirsty birch, myself...

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(I'm the one on the right.)

Your limbs are magnificent.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Your limbs are magnificent.

I love fall...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Your limbs are magnificent.

Sir, we barely know each other!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I am a thirsty birch, myself...

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(I'm the one on the right.)

Slight curve to the right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Slight curve to the right?

All a matter of perspective.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Isn't that good for internal massage???

 

[HarryHill]

Sir, we barely know each other!

Please excuse my intrusion.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sir, we barely know each other!

Next think you know he'll be wanting know what you look like under your bark!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please excuse my intrusion.

Well, buy me a drink first.

About a gallon of water.

 

[HarryHill]

Next think you know he'll be wanting know what you look like under your bark!

Pass, I'd bet that birch bark has bite.

 

[HarryHill]

Well, buy me a drink first.

About a gallon of water.

 

[Bry1313]

Quit yer whoring around like that

She will never stop

 

[Bry1313]

Please don't DM me about your foot fetish, unless you want to commission and pay for a portrait

Hm. If I say feet, will I earn more money?

As I’ve said, dozens of dollars

 

[Bry1313]

When singing I can do a pretty kickass falsetto voice.

Send me a video

 

[Bry1313]

I used to be able to do a mallard feeding call without a duck call, and I can pick up Legos with my toes. Both very useful skills in very specific circumstances!

Send me a video

 

[dawn_of_night]

He said .....water....