Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

If this has you that upset, best not to watch the YouTube video

No.
No, I'm...I'm.....I'm good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is it so awful in here today???

 

[LostHorizon]

Why is it so awful in here today???

Because I haven’t been in here much.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[MrMakersMark]

Why is it so awful in here today???

Same as every day.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Why is it so awful in here today???

Better?

 

[Qky75]

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Better?

May you never experience a seagull with an alka seltzer

 

[LostHorizon]

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Better?

I’ve seen sea gulls kill each other for French fries. Ugly stuff.

 

[MisterAlice]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’ve seen sea gulls kill each other for French fries. Ugly stuff.

A seagull once stole my whole damn hot dog - fuckers

 

[crazychemgirl]

May you never experience a seagull with an alka seltzer

WHO DOES THIS?!!!!


Q you’re not helping.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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I take mine back. It WAS you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A seagull once stole my whole damn hot dog - fuckers

I saw that happen to a kid at the beach one day … he looked positively traumatized.

 

[MindYaBitness]

WHO DOES THIS?!!!!


Q you’re not helping.

Littlea assholes like my brothers. In their defense, they were very young and did not know that it would actually kill the birds

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I saw that happen to a kid at the beach one day … he looked positively traumatized.

It happens so fast... It takes the brain a hot minute to catch up!

 

[Apisto42]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

My self deprecating wit.

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

Really? That’s what humankind decided to do?

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

Yes.

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

My thighs are pretty rocking.

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

Dodos. The meme potential is strong.

 

[Qky75]

Littlea assholes like my brothers. In their defense, they were very young and did not know that it would actually kill the birds

In my defense, I have never been one of the little assholes who did this. My brother on the other hand....

 

[LostHorizon]

A seagull once stole my whole damn hot dog - fuckers

Why did you leave your hotdog out for the seagull to steal?

 

[Bry1313]

Why is it so awful in here today???

Because maybe I’m not the problem?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Why did you leave your hotdog out for the seagull to steal?

I was holding it… because I was going to eat it. The fucker flew down and stole it and left me with… the bun

 

[LostHorizon]

I saw that happen to a kid at the beach one day … he looked positively traumatized.

That kid was ME CCG. That kid was me… the trauma is real.

 

[LostHorizon]

I was holding it… because I was going to eat it. The fucker flew down and stole it and left me with… the bun

You have to protect your wiener better next time MWP.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok … it’s time for Get to Know You Round 4!!!


1. Do you have a funny, embarrassing or interesting special talent? If so, what is it?

Wait..correction.
I am terrible with dates, names AND faces.
I am told in fact its a quite rare tri-fecta.

2. If you could ask a time traveller from the future one question, what would you ask them?

Can I see some future boobies?

3. If given the opportunity to travel to a colony on another planet or moon, but you would never be able to return to Earth.. would you go?

Nah. Wait, are the fish biting?

4. Which part of your body do you find the sexiest?

My brain doesn't work like that.

5. If you could bring back one extinct animal or plant .. which would it be and why?

Barbary Lion.
I hate that this extraordinarily sad picture was the last sighting of the last one.

 

[dawn_of_night]

May you never experience a seagull with an alka seltzer

How did you know....