Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

softest pass I've ever had in my life.

Hardest??

 

[MisterAlice]

I watched it. Kidding aside, it's actually pretty fascinating.

 

[SWR101]

I watched it. Kidding aside, it's actually pretty fascinating.

I mean, I bet it is, I just also know I would be wincing and getting phantom twinges the whole time

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hardest??

A vacation to Myrtle Beach LONG long ago,

 

[Apisto42]

Evidently I'm not old enough??

No one is old enough for that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just needs a little help.

Ow...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Really want to flinch in fear? Forget horror movies. Watch this penile enlargement surgery!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Really want to flinch in fear? Forget horror movies. Watch this penile enlargement surgery!

Yeah I am fine just the way I am....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey, you are free to put me in any box you wish. I’ll just be playing around in all the boxes anyway.

Is that like colouring outside the lines

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hey, you are free to put me in any box you wish. I’ll just be playing around in all the boxes anyway.

https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/kitten-box-gif-11.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

You, too, can get help for a stupidly curved dick

https://www.mayoclinic.org/-/media/kcms/gbs/patient-consumer/images/2019/11/18/20/37/peyronies-graft-8col-3895482-002-0.jpg

Oh my Lord this looks awful.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Really want to flinch in fear? Forget horror movies. Watch this penile enlargement surgery!

Well glad to see @crazychemgirl has found an apprentice. Posting tonally awkward thread killers is a real skill. Gotta develop it.

 

[Apisto42]

Is that like colouring outside the lines

That’s what it said on my kindergarten evaluation:

Plays well with others.
Colors outside the lines.

 

[MrMakersMark]

You, too, can get help for a stupidly curved dick

https://www.mayoclinic.org/-/media/kcms/gbs/patient-consumer/images/2019/11/18/20/37/peyronies-graft-8col-3895482-002-0.jpg

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ow...

Necessary.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If this has you that upset, best not to watch the YouTube video

 

[Qky75]

Oh my Lord this looks awful.

Yeah ... imagine trying to chill out in your recliner with a beer and dinner when the commercial for "bent carrot" interrupts your movie....f...m...l. Like I'd rather go back to the "mom I got that not so fresh feeling " commercials

 

[LostHorizon]

Yeah ... imagine trying to chill out in your recliner with a beer and dinner when the commercial for "bent carrot" interrupts your movie....f...m...l

I’ve seen that one! The over 40 male demographic.

 

[Qky75]

I’ve seen that one! The over 40 male demographic.

Ermm ...yeah that's me. I now get tests in places I prefer exit only simply based on my birthday.

 

[LostHorizon]

Ermm ...yeah that's me. I now get tests in places I prefer exit only simply based on my birthday.

Ooohhhhh that’s the rough one.

 

[MisterAlice]

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[dawn_of_night]

Ermm ...yeah that's me. I now get tests in places I prefer exit only simply based on my birthday.

I see you have a box....
It's a nice box....
I'm glad you have a box...

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Oooh pumpkin sticks!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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[MrMakersMark]

If this has you that upset, best not to watch the YouTube video

No.
No, I'm...I'm.....I'm good.