Sex & Shenanigans

[MandaPandaa]

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[TXRafe]

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[dawn_of_night]

I have never zipped my guy in a zipper. Pay fucking attention! Idiots

Me either.... Weird...

 

[Dadoftwo87]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..



Get to Know You Round 3:


1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

5. What animal best represents your personality?

1. Harry potter books... though re-reading them knowing the story is a pleasure as well, I would love tonenjoy that wonder afresh once again.... though I suppose I am now to old to secretly hope for that owl to arrive on my birthday....

2. Yes, and I think I'd prefer a beach... the only place I ever fucked in public before... though this time, it would not be at the dead of night.

3. Only a bit more hair on that balding spot on tha back of my head...

4. How was the current bible written, and what sources did they use.

5. Probably the dog... helpful, but usually in need of direction

 

[MrMakersMark]

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[MisterAlice]

Me either.... Weird...

I caught my sack in the zipper once. Immediate white flash of pain.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I caught my sack in the zipper once. Immediate white flash of pain.

This why we don't roll commando if a zipper is part of the downstairs sitch-uh-haitian.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok the real world makes me sad … so here’s some interesting questions for you all again today..

I swear we're being fucking played.

Get to Know You Round 3:

1. If you could forget and then re-read or re-watch a show or movie to experience it again for the first time … which would it be and why?

The entire Lord of the Rings books AND movies.

2. If you could have sex in any public place and not get caught or have any repercussions, would you do it and where would it be?

Eh... Sort of. Any witnesses would be consenting to witness the abomination, that's mandatory. With that, on a boat near one of the islands.

3. Do you wish you could change just ONE thing about your physical body… if so, what part would you change and why?

JUST one? Besides the obvious desire to have the perfect penis, I'd really just like to get my weight under control and lose about 40-45% of my (m)ass.

4. If you could know the truth about one thing in history, what would it be and why?

Truth behind the Kennedy assassination. Or Lincoln's. Something feels off about them. The Kennedy one has only caused my distrust of government to get worse.

5. What animal best represents your personality?

A bear. Big, likes sweet snacks, and calm - until it isn't.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you upset you haven't gotten a creepy rando PM yet?
Give me a sec and I'll fix that for you.

Not gonna lie, I would love to see your parody of the creepy random DMs we ladies sometimes get!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you upset you haven't gotten a creepy rando PM yet?
Give me a sec and I'll fix that for you.

Ppleeasee....
I want one too....
I got one today too ...
It I assumed it was in light of the new thread...
Maybe it's the moon instead....

 

[Bry1313]

Just right now got 2025's first creepy-random-dude-PM! Took almost a month! Things are looking good this year

Oh sorry, I’d been meaning to PM you, someone else got to you first

 

[Bry1313]

I hate that empty feeling after a good show or book …. It’s the worst!!

I’m so sad I just watched the season finale of Silo

 

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[Qky75]

Not gonna lie, I would love to hear see your parody of a the creepy random DMs we ladies sometimes get!

The exotic:

Hilooo.... uh...hilooo. you pritee women's for the sexy chat is being yes?

Or

The concise:

Sup. HRU? D2F?

Or

The basement dweller

You sure is pretty. I wanna #$@+ all over your ##$$¢ until your @#£€^√ explodes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The exotic:

Hilooo.... uh...hilooo. you pritee women's for the sexy chat is being yes?

Or

The concise:

Sup. HRU? D2F?

Or

The basement dweller

You sure is pretty. I wanna #$@+ all over your ##$$¢ until your @#£€^√ explodes.

I've received some version of all three

Thank you for being normal!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I hate that empty feeling after a good show or book …. It’s the worst!!

yeah that one bites it.

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like "dogging" would mean very something different here. You should definitely thoroughly explain if you date an American

Here is a song to help you remember what it means

 

[Bry1313]

I've received some version of all three

Thank you for being normal!

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

Well...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Not gonna lie, I would love to see your parody of the creepy random DMs we ladies sometimes get!

Ppleeasee....
I want one too....
I got one today too ...
It I assumed it was in light of the new thread...
Maybe it's the moon instead....

This is the exact PM I sent to @MidwestPrincess23 a little while ago.

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Well, maybe I'm less of a rando.. but I can still be plenty creepy! That's what my wife tells me, at least. I don't see it.

How've you been?

Oh wait... I'm meant to be creepy.

Uhhh...

I'm gonna come smell your hair while you sleep.

Dammit! Too creepy.

Sorry, I'm sick today. I can't find the happy medium of creep.

 

[lindi_85]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

You promised you wouldn’t out me.

 

[Bry1313]

Well...

It wasn’t this AV, this AV is perfect

 

[MrMakersMark]

This is the exact PM I sent to @MidwestPrincess23 a little while ago.

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Well, maybe I'm less of a rando.. but I can still be plenty creepy! That's what my wife tells me, at least. I don't see it.

How've you been?

Oh wait... I'm meant to be creepy.

Uhhh...

I'm gonna come smell your hair while you sleep.

Dammit! Too creepy.

Sorry, I'm sick today. I can't find the happy medium of creep.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

It did, and it still does!

 

[LostHorizon]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

No comment. I don’t know you.

Besides who am I to judge?