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I’m built for civilization. Off the grid is great if someone else is figuring out how to get water to the kitchen and how to make the fireplace work. But I’m only good at it for a couple days at best.
I have family who grew up on subsistence farms in the 1930s and 40s, and they did NOT enjoy it. In the Southeastern US, no AC in the summer and no central heat in the winter sucked.
 
I’m built for civilization. Off the grid is great if someone else is figuring out how to get water to the kitchen and how to make the fireplace work. But I’m only good at it for a couple days at best.
if I said, my brother his other brother in law is a Maine guide....would that help? And provides that experience for others at a price. But since I'm family, it's free.

Wood cabin, fireplace, bear skin rug and twin beds that couldnt break. So thankful for no TV or internet on that. 😉🤣
 
Actually... I miss the rain. It was "people in gaming who like being employed leave the coast and move to Nevada".

I do recall visiting one time... tromping through a park and looking at the ferns, thinking how much I miss seeing them, then a few minutes later my leg brushed against one, getting it soaked (it had rained earlier that day)... then suddenly... the magic spell was broken again. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Oh, that's part of why I left AZ. I missed the rain soooo much. I mean, when we had thunderstorms in AZ they were GORGEOUS. But far too infrequent for me. Of course, I moved over to FL and got slammed with back-to-back hurricanes and a tree almost crushing me. So, maybe PNW is a better bet 😂
 
Oh, that's part of why I left AZ. I missed the rain soooo much. I mean, when we had thunderstorms in AZ they were GORGEOUS. But far too infrequent for me. Of course, I moved over to FL and got slammed with back-to-back hurricanes and a tree almost crushing me. So, maybe PNW is a better bet 😂
I once spent a month in Phoenix one weekend in August during Monsoon season. Ughhh it sucked.
 
Let me sum up...

The brats are bratting as good brat princesses do.

We are amusing them, somewhat.

Also, science today. And gremlins.
Well that's a pretty good summary!

I'm only a fair weather brat, but I saw something about the gremlins. Something about getting them wet overnight and feeding them.

Sounded good to me! 🤣
 
I had a friend send me pictures of a rattlesnake in her driveway and a scorpion in her closet. I'm like yeah pass on moving there. 🤣🤣🤣
Rattlers are preferred. They have the decency to warn you and not want you near them as much as you don't wanna be.

Fucking LA and FL have stupid water moccasins that will fucking chase across land or water!

Scorpions, just shake out your shoes and your towels before use and you'll be fine. Same thing with the tarantulas.
 
I had a friend send me of a rattlesnake ib her driveway and a scorpion in her closet. I'm like yeah pass on moving there. 🤣🤣🤣
I'll have you know... I have never had a rattlesnake in my driveway... and at a previous house we only saw scorpions in the house three times.

Wait... that's three times too many anyway.... um.... I've never seen a scorpion in my house... does that fly? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Nevermind. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I'll have you know... I have never had a rattlesnake in my driveway... and at a previous house we only saw scorpions in the house three times.

Wait... that's three times too many anyway.... um.... I've never seen a scorpion in my house... does that fly? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Nevermind. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Yeah, that friend....not you....failed at convincing me to move to that side of the country. Crossed off that location quickly, military wise.

but I did just plan a vacation to Phoenix within the next 6 months!!!
 
Rattlers are preferred. They have the decency to warn you and not want you near them as much as you don't wanna be.

Fucking LA and FL have stupid water moccasins that will fucking chase across land or water!

Scorpions, just shake out your shoes and your towels before use and you'll be fine. Same thing with the tarantulas.
When I lived in Florida, a small alligator came out of the storm drain outside my office 🤣
 
It’s was hot and muggy and miserable the whole time. Phoenix is the worst city I’ve ever been too and I’ve been to Bangkok.
Actually, I've driven through Phoenix several times... and was miserable. I wouldn't want to live there or any of those surrounding places either. I prefer less people, not a whole lot more. And it is hotter there than here in Las Vegas.
 
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