Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tough choice for some!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Howard_the_Duck.png

Hate to break this to you, but comic book characters aren’t people either….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

WHAT?!?

Ikr?!?! Wild.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't believe you. Simple as that. What about Spider-Man then, eh? Hah!

He’s real but isn’t the man you thought he was
https://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-spider-man-pictures-photogallery.html

 

[SWR101]

Tough choice for some!
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Damn, but I’d err on the Grill friend (food). I have peiple that like me, but would make amazing new culinary delights? That’s a rare one

 

[Qky75]

Looks back a post or two to get caught up:

Starts singing in his messed up head:

Well the cat's at the grill
While the other swoons
Cops cuffin' fake spider man at noon
Don't know how
And I don't know when
But we'll get together then yeah
We're gonna have a good time then

 

[Apisto42]

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?
Snip
Or possibly some public sexual activity

Fucking hot. Yes.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?
I think I’d probably be a frog … they are tiny but mighty.

Your new moniker is “Froggie”.

 

[Apisto42]

In an attempt to distract ourselves from the “he who should not be named”


Let’s play some games on shenanigans… it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these… and we have some new people … so here we go!


Questions to Get To Know One Another.


1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Being ambushed in a coffee shop by two former lovers that were also good friends and I didn’t know until halfway through the conversation that they had told each other about it. In detail. It was a strange experience.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

Piss play.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

It’s been a really shitty 20 months. I’d just like to smell scent around me, mixing with mine, her sweat landing on me, tasting her, her hair brushing against me. Skin on skin. Feeling her contractions around me. Her breath rapid against my neck. Her teeth on my chest.

Nothing crazy. Just that.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Hah. See #3.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

A rabbit. We’re lucky little bastards for the most part.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

I once left my socks on during sex. That does not work on hardwood floors.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

Nope. Open-minded AF over here.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

I wanna be pegged.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Sydney Sweeney and Ana De Armas threesome. Also @lavendersilk and @deefalttwunnyfor

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

A dragon.

 

[Scarred65]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

Stayed in a lot of mixed dorm youth hostels as a young teen. One in particular led out on to a large terrace, overlooking the lake, which people sunbathed on. On arrival the previous evening, being a miserable kid, I had made it clear that "ich spreche kein Deutsch" no "Entschuldigung" as a "fuck you". Why would I want to engage. Wandered out onto the terrace the next morning to be greeted by some (not all) topless female sunbathers rapidly covering up, which I thought was weird, until I heard them talking and had to endure the next two days of being mocked, and not behind my back because they thought I couldn't understand, as "Der Wichser". Evidently not everyone had been asleep and I might have been not as discreet as I thought the previous night.
I was fucking mortified.
A one year older, and more confident, me would have told them that I wasn't wanking thinking about them but their boyfriends, but a one year older me might have been

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

"Others" is a bit vague. Given some "others" I've met I would say there's lots I wouldn't do.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

Total sensory deprivation apart from feel.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Naked isolation with SO. Done mountains, lakes so it would have to be hot and sweaty but with AC and clear, cool freshwater. Send me a brochure.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

A bull. Not your cuck/swinger/stud bull.... perverts.
Confused, clumsy, snorting, prone to hurting itself when caged but set it free and watch it run.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking hot. Yes.

Your new moniker is “Froggie”.

Froggie!!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Piss play.

see - this is where I struggled with this question... do a lot of others think that's "totally normal"?

 

[Sammysub07]

Questions to Get To Know One Another.

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have? When the pullback and slam back in goes into the wrong, very unprepped hole! The surprise and ouch will always be remembered

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually? I mean I don’t refuse it but spooning sex is just not a favorite of mine. I love the closeness and intimacy of it, but it just doesn’t hit the same.

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025? it’s been a minute for any kink but I’ve recently had an appreciation for ropes again.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?
I’d just enjoy being back in my submissive calm

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why? haha I’ve had a lot of fun Bratting with the besties lately @BrendaBear cat gifs make me laugh hysterically, so despite not liking cats..a playful kitten?

 

[Bry1313]

1) Embarrassing sex story

Had a bed frame give out in the middle of fun, it was a hotel one so we were super nervous, got it mostly out back together, never did get charged

2) something I won’t do?

No bathroom fun (not sure if that’s normal or not

3) A kink I’d like to try

Yes

4) dream scenario

Vegas Lit retrear

5) animal?

I wanna be an orca that takes out yachts

 

[vagrantx]

A dragon.

Couldn't get the mental image out of my head. Had to do this. You'd be the coolest dragon! Tried detailing it from memory as best I could

https://i.ibb.co/BKBPfkx/image.png

 

[Apisto42]

see - this is where I struggled with this question... do a lot of others think that's "totally normal"?

See, that’s where being on lit for a decent amount of time skews things. I couldn’t think of any “normal” things that are out of bounds, so I went with piss play.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Sammysub07]

Couldn't get the mental image out of my head. Had to do this. You'd be the coolest dragon! Tried detailing it from memory as best I could

https://i.ibb.co/BKBPfkx/image.png

That’s a pretty epic Dragon! It is however, giving me Robbie Vibes from Dinosaurs. I feel like if Robbie was modernized, this would be him!! That would be awesome!

 

[Sammysub07]

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Say less!!! Anything 80’s, anything Horror and Sci-Fi would be awesome! I love the Clichés and troupes peppered throughout that movie! James Cameron always delivers though!

Question is, do you go for the next one after that or watch a different Horror/SciFi? If it’s a different one, which one?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

In an attempt to distract ourselves from the “he who should not be named”


Let’s play some games on shenanigans… it’s been awhile since we’ve done one of these… and we have some new people … so here we go!


Questions to Get To Know One Another.


1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

I once sliced my foot open during sex. I was on top, the bed had a slatted footboard which I was pushing against. A slat broke, my foot went through, blood everywhere.

And to answer your question - no, we did not finish.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

There's nothing that's vanilla or vanilla with sprinkles that I wouldn't do. But once we get into your rocky roads and pistachio fudge chunk ripples, I have my hesitations. I'm not the guy you want for a one night stand or sex with a stranger, sex with multiple guys, or if you want to insert things into my butt. You enjoy yourself elsewhere, pleaseandthankyou. But then, I'm not sure how normal those things actually are (especially the gangbangs and the peggings).

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

I think I've tried all the kinks I'm interested in trying. Or have a realistic shot at trying. It's highly unlikely this old dog is learning new tricks this year.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Multiple cockslurping cumsluts greedily sucking me off and getting their lingerie stickymessy with huge loads of my jism.

And then we'd get BBQ ribs and chicken wings. Hell yeah.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

A basset hound. Give me a comfy corner to snooze in, bring me some food, give me pets, let me be lazy.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've had a chest cold the past couple days that's only getting worse. I can't sleep for all the coughing, and I'm pretty sure I've pulled some back muscles from the wracking spasms.
Today and for the foreseeable future Whiskeyjack will be Crankyjack.

 

[LupineOne]

Anyone wanna cuddle?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Anyone wanna cuddle?
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Yikes! That's worse than the -1 we've got. Stay safe!