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[MisterAlice]

Of course, I will be happy to take care of that for you. Can you please print your full name, date of birth, social security number, the names of your best friend, first pet, second grade teacher, first school, first concert you attended, as well as your passwords for your banking agency.

You forgot a video of me masturbating to gay porn and my bitcoin wallet

 

[TXRafe]

as part of my how to tame a brat instructional video program, this is my video on how to properly pick up women on Lit (no penises were photographed or dmed in the making of this video)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1881335450121404840

 

[BrendaBear]

Is that the "fuck you" bless your heart or the "I feel bad for you" bless your heart?

I'm not from the south, so please forgive my misunderstanding... but I thought both were always true.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You just have to be really patient and sneaky to catch brat boobies.

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Or wait for football games.

 

[BrendaBear]

Of course, I will be happy to take care of that for you. Can you please print your full name, date of birth, social security number, the names of your best friend, first pet, second grade teacher, first school, first concert you attended, as well as your passwords for your banking agency.

Should we be concerned that you knew exactly what to ask for?

 

[MisterAlice]

as part of my how to tame a brat instructional video program, this is my video on how to properly pick up women on Lit (no penises were photographed or dmed in the making of this video)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1881335450121404840

On most days I avoid Twitter. I'm definitely not going there today

 

[UnquietDreams]

Should we be concerned that you knew exactly what to ask for?

No.

You should not think about it at all, and if the Internet Police ask you, I was in another thread at the time.

 

[TXRafe]

On most days I avoid Twitter. I'm definitely not going there today

i linked the video, its the best i can do. haha

 

[UnquietDreams]

On most days I avoid Twitter. I'm definitely not going there today

It isn't the finest point for either gender there.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

as part of my how to tame a brat instructional video program, this is my video on how to properly pick up women on Lit (no penises were photographed or dmed in the making of this video)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1881335450121404840

That was good... I didn't wanna say it... but that. Was. Good.

 

[TXRafe]

also this video on how to date women on Lit (just in case you use any of my other videos)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1881304041881485313

 

[Chloe_Harper]

No.

You should not think about it at all, and if the Internet Police ask you, I was in another thread at the time.

Where's my bribe?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where's my bribe?

What do you want?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where's my bribe?

Which reminds me, we are still negotiating the bet on the end of The Return of the King. What are we betting before I accept?

 

[MisterAlice]

Which reminds me, we are still negotiating the bet on the end of The Return of the King. What are we betting before I accept?

Wait ... what? Did she too bored to watch until the end?

I'm assuming she didn't read the trilogy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait ... what? Did she too bored to watch until the end?

I'm assuming she didn't read the trilogy.

Oh, no, we both know how it ends.

That isn't the point...

 

[Rj_1954]

I know this goes on another thread, but it's very fitting to post here
"I'm not wearing D J T printed on the ass of my underwear"

 

[BrendaBear]

I know this goes on another thread, but it's very fitting to post here

No it's not. Get your politics out of my thread.

 

[MisterAlice]

I was talking to a friend today about this. What's your Ikigai? I'm older, and I can honestly say I have no idea. I have a job I like, but I don't think it's part of a mission or even what the world needs for that matter.

https://www.japan.go.jp/kizuna/_src/7994686/ikigai_japanese_secret_to_a_joyful_life_pic.png?v=1736917775216

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What do you want?

I accept bubbles, a new tiara, cookies, or coffee

Which reminds me, we are still negotiating the bet on the end of The Return of the King. What are we betting before I accept?

If I win... I get another story!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I didn't have any that stuck around, but my kid? She was an only child, but said she had brothers. 99 brothers, to be exact. Anyone she saw that she liked became a brother, mostly on TV. Olympian Michael Phelps? Her brother. Michael Jackson, "but not THAT Michael Jackson?" Brother. Haloti Ngata, of the Ducks, then the Ravens? Yep, brother. There was a female volleyball player in the Olympics who was her brother, and a long distance runner from Kenya, also her brother. They had all the things she wanted. At their house, she bunkbeds and her own TV. When her friend told her that she had seen Shrek the Third, my kid told her that her brothers had 4, 5, and 6. Once, while at church, the Sunday school teacher asked if we had other children from a previous marriage. The kid had asked for prayer for her brothers. She talked about them at kindergarten as well, which confused her teacher, so when they were supposed to have a family picture to bring in, my wife and I sat on the couch with space between us, and I put my arm up as if I had it around someone, and we labeled the spaces with her invisible brothers.

That is so magnificent, wonderful and quite funny. Thank you for sharing!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

We are thinking about moving home to Ohio from.... Florida. Perhaps I've forgotten about the Ohio winters...

I've lived in 3 of the continental time zones, spent some time in the panhandle of FL on the Redneck Riviera - I'm SO fucking glad to be home, despite the cold. You can always add more layers, you can only (legally) take so many off in public.

 

[Beardy_181]

I've lived in 3 of the continental time zones, spent some time in the panhandle of FL on the Redneck Riviera - I'm SO fucking glad to be home, despite the cold. You can always add more layers, you can only (legally) take so many off in public.

This is how I feel also. Thank you, my friend.

 

[Rj_1954]

This is how I feel also. Thank you, my friend.

I've lived in California for 3 years for school
Las Vegas for 1 year (and I didn't know BrendaBear then)
18 mths in Branson, MO for a job seminar
I was born in Philadelphia, PA where I met & married Lady K
2 years in Tampa & Orlando Florida for fun
2 years in Tallahassee, TN for NASCAR research
5 years in Ohio so far Lady K's family...

 

[BrendaBear]

Meetings over for the day....

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