🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

Very happy for that drop in the endzone

Is that a euphemism?

 

[SmokingFap]

Very happy for that drop in the endzone

I do feel terrible for Mark Andrews, though. Great tight end and seems like a classy guy. Probably the worst game of his career.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I spent one week in Florida in August once. That was enough for me. Give me a thousand frosty days of winter over a single hot and humid day of constantly unsticking my balls from my legs.

A few months in Georgia, even on the coast, and yes. It was like breathing hot soup. A sweaty slice of hell...

 

[MisterAlice]

I'm seriously impressed that anyone can find any nudes in this thread amidst all the bedlam.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's actually DID (dissociative identity disorder) now... and they are considered your alters... and most people don't know they have them...

I don’t keep up on the DSM but thank you.

I’m sure someone would have mentioned it by now…:wouldn’t they?

 

[Rj_1954]

A few months in Georgia, even on the coast, and yes. It was like breathing hot soup. A sweaty slice of hell...

I'll take it. It's now 10 degrees in Ohio

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's actually DID (dissociative identity disorder) now... and they are considered your alters... and most people don't know they have them...

There was a brief period of time when I thought I’d had a twin. My older sister was really into Elvis and when I was like 3 or 4 is when she learned that he’d had a twin who’d been stillborn and wouldn’t stop talking about it. For a little while I thought she was talking about me

 

[Loves2lick4u]

I promised if the Bills won


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Damn! I like it when you get a win! Sorry if it ends next week!

 

[TXRafe]

I don’t keep up on the DSM but thank you.

I’m sure someone would have mentioned it by now…:wouldn’t they?

i mean, do you get patted on the head a lot? do people talk to you softly and in a high pitched voice?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did anyone have an imaginary friend growing up? Was having a convo with my friend and it just came up and now I’m curious.

Mine were 3 elephalants ( that’s how I pronounced it as a kid) they got me in all kinds of trouble!!!
Pulling down the curtain rods, cutting my bangs, flushing stuff in the toilet you shouldn’t like my most hated pair of shoes, sneaking and eating all the ice cream. The list goes on.

Anyone else?

I didn't have any that stuck around, but my kid? She was an only child, but said she had brothers. 99 brothers, to be exact. Anyone she saw that she liked became a brother, mostly on TV. Olympian Michael Phelps? Her brother. Michael Jackson, "but not THAT Michael Jackson?" Brother. Haloti Ngata, of the Ducks, then the Ravens? Yep, brother. There was a female volleyball player in the Olympics who was her brother, and an long distance runner from Kenya, also her brother. They had all the things she wanted. At their house, she bunkbeds and her own TV. When her friend told her that she had seen Shrek the Third, my kid told her that her brothers had 4, 5, and 6. Once, while at church, the Sunday school teacher asked if we had other children from a previous marriage. The kid had asked for prayer for her brothers. She talked about them at kindergarten as well, which confused her teacher, so when they were supposed to have a family picture to bring in, my wife and I sat on the couch with space between us, and I put my arm up as if I had it around someone, and we labeled the spaces with her invisible brothers.

 

[Rj_1954]

There was a brief period of time when I thought I’d had a twin. My older sister was really into Elvis and when I was like 3 or 4 is when she learned that he’d had a twin who’d been stillborn and wouldn’t stop talking about it. For a little while I thought she was talking about me

I'm also part 2 of a twin. My glorious sister died at birth. A fucking higher power had control of that, bastard (god). I'll never pray to him. It's soooo much anger...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm seriously impressed that anyone can find any nudes in this thread amidst all the bedlam.

I do not believe we said "nudes" so... that isn't covered by your warranty.

 

[SmokingFap]

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[UnquietDreams]

I do not have multiple personality disorder TYVM

That you know of...

 

[MisterAlice]

I do not believe we said "nudes" so... that isn't covered by your warranty.

Wait ... I can get my money back from this thread?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

Wait ... I can get my money back from this thread?

Yes, I will forward you the forms where you can pay your Refund Fee. It's all in the fine print.

 

[MisterAlice]

Yes, I will forward you the forms where you can pay your Refund Fee. It's all in the fine print.

Do I pay you for my refund?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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That you know of...

That's what I was saying

Wait ... I can get my money back from this thread?

 

[MisterAlice]

Is that the "fuck you" bless your heart or the "I feel bad for you" bless your heart?

 

[TXRafe]

Is that the "fuck you" bless your heart or the "I feel bad for you" bless your heart?

its always the fuck you bless your heart

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do I pay you for my refund?

Of course, I will be happy to take care of that for you. Can you please print your full name, date of birth, social security number, the names of your best friend, first pet, second grade teacher, first school, first concert you attended, as well as your passwords for your banking agency.

 

[UnquietDreams]

its always the fuck you bless your heart

(Emphasis mine.)

 

[SmokingFap]

Wait ... I can get my money back from this thread?

You just have to be really patient and sneaky to catch brat boobies.

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[Chloe_Harper]

its always the fuck you bless your heart

That's not true.......