🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Fiestykitten]

We are thinking about moving home to Ohio from.... Florida. Perhaps I've forgotten about the Ohio winters...

You have, it’s a mistake!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yes, snow sucks, but ice is worse and we have a lot of that too...

The ice is terrible!!!! Raining in the middle of winter! Stupid.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

We are thinking about moving home to Ohio from.... Florida. Perhaps I've forgotten about the Ohio winters...

I spent one week in Florida in August once. That was enough for me. Give me a thousand frosty days of winter over a single hot and humid day of constantly unsticking my balls from my legs.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I spent one week in Florida in August once. That was enough for me. Give me a thousand frosty days of winter over a single hot and humid day of constantly unsticking my balls from my legs.

I mean, it's 35° right now... if your balls are sticking to your legs that may be brat bedlam. Just saying

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm from Tipp City Ohio and it's only 3 degrees
10:30 am now

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I spent one week in Florida in August once. That was enough for me. Give me a thousand frosty days of winter over a single hot and humid day of constantly unsticking my balls from my legs.

When I was in Florida’s a couple Augusts ago, it was hot but it hits different than Midwest hot. It actually didn’t destroy me.

I mean, it's 35° right now... if your balls are sticking to your legs that may be brat bedlam. Just saying

Oh that’s mellow. I could do that.

The ice is terrible!!!! Raining in the middle of winter! Stupid.

Preach!

 

[Rj_1954]

I mean, it's 35° right now... if your balls are sticking to your legs that may be brat bedlam. Just saying

Sticky nuts is a guy thing, Use Powder...

 

[Fiestykitten]

Did anyone have an imaginary friend growing up? Was having a convo with my friend and it just came up and now I’m curious.

Mine were 3 elephalants ( that’s how I pronounced it as a kid) they got me in all kinds of trouble!!!
Pulling down the curtain rods, cutting my bangs, flushing stuff in the toilet you shouldn’t like my most hated pair of shoes, sneaking and eating all the ice cream. The list goes on.

Anyone else?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh that’s mellow. I could do that.

I'm choosing to take this as the balls sticking to legs is mellow brat bedlam, and you could do that... so, let me grab the honey pot

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's 20 degrees here.
I just spent 10 minutes standing on my back porch in pajama pants and sweatshirt with a coffee, just watching my neighbor's dog play in the snow.
Now I'm inside getting mosty toasty in front of the fireplace and enjoying a chocolate chip muffin.
Winter FTW.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Did anyone have an imaginary friend growing up? Was having a convo with my friend and it just came up and now I’m curious.

Mine were 3 elephalants ( that’s how I pronounced it as a kid) they got me in all kinds of trouble!!!
Pulling down the curtain rods, cutting my bangs, flushing stuff in the toilet you shouldn’t like my most hated pair of shoes, sneaking and eating all the ice cream. The list goes on.

Anyone else?

Yessssss!!! Omg, I love that yours were three elephalants mine didn't get me into any trouble, more just kept me company.

Definitely had a cow who wore a frilly apron, he was Dave. Twin monkeys, I cannot recall their names which will drive me nuts all day. A giant snail named Helga, she had a saddle on her shell I could ride. Man, I'm missing one, it will come to me later.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I'm choosing to take this as the balls sticking to legs is mellow brat bedlam, and you could do that... so, let me grab the honey pot

A game played in teams of two. Officially sanctioned prosthetic Balls may be used.

The baller stands in the middle of the room next to each other … arm’s length away. The opposing team can apply as much honey as possible to make the balls stick to the leg.

Then the lickers take their positions .. and without using their hands (bondage encouraged) they have to make the balls unstick.

The game just needs a name.

And what the fuck is in my coffee?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yessssss!!! Omg, I love that yours were three elephalants mine didn't get me into any trouble, more just kept me company.

Definitely had a cow who wore a frilly apron, he was Dave. Twin monkeys, I cannot recall their names which will drive me nuts all day. A giant snail named Helga, she had a saddle on her shell I could ride. Man, I'm missing one, it will come to me later.

Yours are awesome too!!! I’m glad yours didn’t get you into trouble. The standing in the corner or a flip flop to my ass sucked….

I love Dave the most I think!!!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Did anyone have an imaginary friend growing up? Was having a convo with my friend and it just came up and now I’m curious.

Mine were 3 elephalants ( that’s how I pronounced it as a kid) they got me in all kinds of trouble!!!
Pulling down the curtain rods, cutting my bangs, flushing stuff in the toilet you shouldn’t like my most hated pair of shoes, sneaking and eating all the ice cream. The list goes on.

Anyone else?

What a cool question.

No … no imaginary friends for me. But I did tell everyone I was a Jedi Master and I would teach them the ways of the Jedi.

 

[Rj_1954]

Did anyone have an imaginary friend growing up? Was having a convo with my friend and it just came up and now I’m curious.

Mine were 3 elephalants ( that’s how I pronounced it as a kid) they got me in all kinds of trouble!!!
Pulling down the curtain rods, cutting my bangs, flushing stuff in the toilet you shouldn’t like my most hated pair of shoes, sneaking and eating all the ice cream. The list goes on.

Anyone else?

I'll pass, somethings are just too complicated without me looking insane...
Ask @BrendaBear she knows I'm a nut case...

 

[Fiestykitten]

What a cool question.

No … no imaginary friends for me. But I did tell everyone I was a Jedi Master and I would teach them the ways of the Jedi.

That’s still just as cool as imaginary friends!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

And what the fuck is in my coffee?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I'll pass, somethings are just too complicated without me looking insane...

Embrace the insanity!!! I’m insane and I flaunt it with my feralness ( that’s a word now, I just deemed it so)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yours are awesome too!!! I’m glad yours didn’t get you into trouble. The standing in the corner or a flip flop to my ass sucked….

I love Dave the most I think!!!!!

Oh yeah, Dave was with me the longest and took care of me most. Sometimes, he was just called Cow instead of Dave. He didn't always like his name

 

[AlwaysDancing]

“Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh! They said my name!”

“We’re all real happy for you, Dave!”

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Did anyone have an imaginary friend growing up? Was having a convo with my friend and it just came up and now I’m curious.

Mine were 3 elephalants ( that’s how I pronounced it as a kid) they got me in all kinds of trouble!!!
Pulling down the curtain rods, cutting my bangs, flushing stuff in the toilet you shouldn’t like my most hated pair of shoes, sneaking and eating all the ice cream. The list goes on.

Anyone else?

I vaguely remember having one but I’ll be damned if I remember who or what it was.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh yeah, Dave was with me the longest and took care of me most. Sometimes, he was just called Cow instead of Dave. He didn't always like his name

Love that!!!

I remember a specific pair of shoes I got to go with a dress for picture day. Do you remember saddle shoes? The black and white shies? Well anyways my mom got them and I hated them instantly! I remember having a long conversation with my elephelants and we decided flushing them down the toilet was the best option.
I got a flip flop to my ass for that.
Still hate that style of shoe to this day.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I vaguely remember having one but I’ll be damned if I remember who or what it was.

It’s ok!!!

 

[MisterAlice]

That's the thing about insanity: insane people don't think they're insane.

 

[BrendaBear]

“Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh! They said my name!”

“We’re all real happy for you, Dave!”

I probably shouldn't have just looked in... I have no idea what ya'll are talking about...

I assume it isn't Dave the octopus?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/qy2263QTHjAAAAAd/penguins-of-madagascar-dave-the-octopus.gif