MindYaBitness
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Sex & Shenanigans
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Come here, I think I have some Holy Water in my bedroom.What better day for it than the lord's day?
LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Even if you don't, I'm happy to baptize you
Bbl87
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I was gonna add "Lets you PIITB," but thats a sign of true love not just like.
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Bry1313
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It is Farquad day?What better day for it than the lord's day?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/0QlWtOG9Hx8AAAAC/spacex-lord-farquaad.gif
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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Damn, am I too late?
Bbl87
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I mean, I have been accused of being a cuddleslut.
MindYaBitness
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So you are allegedly a cuddleslut?
Bbl87
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I mean, I haven't been convicted.
But it would definitely be an open and shut case.
Being a slightly chubby human space heater presents an appealing package to some.
dawn_of_night
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I love gingy
LupineOne
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Nothing wrong with being a cuddleslut.
MindYaBitness
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You've got to watch this, I love Pete Holmes and he perfectly defends/describes the need for dad bodsI mean, I haven't been convicted.
But it would definitely be an open and shut case.
Being a slightly chubby human space heater presents an appealing package to some.
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1785994902205906
Bbl87
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MindYaBitness
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Are you a "Winnebago with one flat tire"? If so, I support your cuddlesluthood 100%I think I may have shrunk down into dad bod range now.
Dadoftwo87
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Gives the lyrics to "lie to me" while new meaning!This across my Tumblr feed, and well...I had to share
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MindYaBitness
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I'm a big cuddler too, the difficult part is just cuddling and not ending up with a boner poking into my backI feel like you'd support my cuddlesluthood either way, let's be honest.
Bbl87
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Ya, that is a potential complication.I'm a big cuddler too, the difficult part is just cuddling and not ending up with a boner poking into my back
But I can tuck it into the waistband to be polite.
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Sorry about thatI'm a big cuddler too, the difficult part is just cuddling and not ending up with a boner poking into my back
Bbl87
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All the sudden my dick is confused...Sorry about that
HarryHill
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You on the wrong side of the spoon, baby. Wow! do you think @crazychemgirl 's spoon nose is some kind of mnemonic for cuddling?I'm a big cuddler too, the difficult part is just cuddling and not ending up with a boner poking into my back
MrMakersMark
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I'm a big cuddler too, the difficult part is just cuddling and not ending up with a boner poking into my back
.....wait.. You are short I thought.
If you are catching one in the back then its one of 3 things.
A. He's REALLY short.
B. He's normal sized and puh puh puh packiinng.
C. The jig is up. No sudden moves. You won't get away this time MindY.
SWR101
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So fucking accurate…
Apisto42
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You’re supposed to take care of the boner first, then cuddles.I'm a big cuddler too, the difficult part is just cuddling and not ending up with a boner poking into my back
This is the way.
