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Pft…no self-respecting reader of Hitchhiker’s Guide would ride the tube in the UK on No Pants Day without knowing where their towel was!


Thai, Chinese, BBQ, burgers, Mexican, pizza…even though I frequently have burgers, Mexican, pizza and pasta at home, and can make pretty good Chinese, Thai, BBQ and ramen on occasion. Burgers are my go-to food on severely anemic days. Pizza is always better when you can customize the toppings, vs the limited options of frozen pizza.

What I’m really craving at the moment though, is dolsot bibimbap, cooked and served in the big stone bowl so the rice gets all crispy on the bottom. Don’t think the stone bowl comes with takeout orders though 😜
Now I want bibimpap. There was a place in Portland that had the best pulled pork bibimpap. Closed now, but I make some every time I slap a butt onto the grill.
 
Now I want bibimpap. There was a place in Portland that had the best pulled pork bibimpap. Closed now, but I make some every time I slap a butt onto the grill.
Dolsot bibimbap though? The stone bowl is crucial!

I’ve been eyeing them online, but we have sooooo much combined kitchen stuff here, I really can’t justify the space they would take up 🥺
 
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Dolsot bibimbap though? The stone bowl is crucial!

I’ve been eyeing them online, but we have sooooo much combined kitchen stuff here, I really can’t justify the space they would take up 🥺
No, just an ordinary bowl.


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Yeah, I have a one-butt kitchen right now. Maybe next year.
 
The big dispensary near me has a pizza food truck pretty much permanently parked outside it

OMG! Dairy Queen also another great date story....


So it's near our dispensary....
We go get blizzards and then watch everyone coming and going and then place our order and go home to enjoy....
The best date ever!
🥰
 
As a general rule though, food wrapped in carbohydrates is the best delivery method. Tortillas, lavash, pita. Whatever, I think pancakes could be added to the list.
I’ve done this, make a wrap out of the pancake, drizzle a little hot sauce on the tenders, then dunk the whole thing in either maple syrup or hot honey
I’m obsessed with McGriddles which is just a sandwich form of the same idea… I support this message
 
We have girl scouts come sell cookies next to ours 🤣

They also had public health nurses in the dispensaries in 2021 offering vaccinations in exchange for a joint 🤣🤣🤣
This is so smart. Those girls are gonna go far
Where do you stand on McRib??

(I love me a McGriddle)
I’ve never had one. It doesn’t appeal to me. I love ribs but idk what’s actually in the McRib? If it had what seemed like pulled rib meat that would be different but shaping it like a rack of ribs is very off for me 🤣
 
Tangy, tangy lies.

No comment on politics. It's only the 16th and I'm already politicked out
I reserve the right to make Cheeto dust jokes. As I said earlier, this a person attack, not a political statement. And, having been in the beauty industry for over a decade I've got the credentials to back up my criticism!
 
We have girl scouts come sell cookies next to ours 🤣

They also had public health nurses in the dispensaries in 2021 offering vaccinations in exchange for a joint 🤣🤣🤣
I was a cookie mom for several years, those girls make goals, budiness plans, and learn how to strategically sell. Dispensaries are a freaking gold mine!
This is so smart. Those girls are gonna go far

I’ve never had one. It doesn’t appeal to me. I love ribs but idk what’s actually in the McRib? If it had what seemed like pulled rib meat that would be different but shaping it like a rack of ribs is very off for me 🤣
Not my thing either. At least a cheap hamburger is honest about what it is!
 
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