Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My foot is still sore, just not throbbing anymore

Did I miss the prequel information on this post?


Did you break your foot?

Did you stuff your foot so far in your ass that your foot is permanently disabled?

Did you fall?


I need more information…

 

[crazychemgirl]

shhhhhh, don't tell anyone

pizza... I don't like pizza

It’s ok babes .. I still like you.

 

[LostHorizon]

Oooooh - YES!! The chicken habanero one??? I do like ordering from dominos because of their wings, sandwiches and pasta.

We pick pizza places based on their appetizer selection so I can get something other than pizza. There's a local place where I can get nachos from - that one is always a highlight!

It’s a shame you have never had real pizza. I am convinced if you did you would feel differently about it.

Getting your pizza from a nacho place is a crime.

 

[SWR101]

So, I just dropped a Roomba on my foot, good times

Did I miss the prequel information on this post?


Did you break your foot?

Did you stuff your foot so far in your ass that your foot is permanently disabled?

Did you fall?


I need more information…

This

 

[LostHorizon]

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Is that what that technique is called? I thought it was called looking for the g-spot.

 

[hotoldrguy]

shhhhhh, don't tell anyone

pizza... I don't like pizza

Hi I'm Guy and I am a pizzaholic
https://media.tenor.com/Zm_Z7VKMQTsAAAAM/nikocado-avocado.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yyeess.... I lived in a place that had pizza nachos.... The pizza sauce was the "nacho cheese" of gas station nachos....
Aka... on the side...
But it was corn chips, white Italian cheeses, banana peppers and sausage....
the.best.ever...

It might have been "old Chicago" the restaurant name? Idr.... Ugh.

Oh, I am making these!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This

Ohhhhhhh … I don’t read back lol

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It’s a shame you have never had real pizza. I am convinced if you did you would feel differently about it.

Getting your pizza from a nacho place is a crime.

no no - it's getting NACHOS from a pizza place!

The family gets their pizza... I get my (anything other than pizza) win win!

 

[SWR101]

Ohhhhhhh … I don’t read back lol

Oh, I don’t blame you, if im more than 2 pages back I skip to the last and dive in…

Sometimes the water is pretty shallow, but you know, takes your chances

 

[UnquietDreams]

no no - it's getting NACHOS from a pizza place!

The family gets their pizza... I get my (anything other than pizza) win win!

So you are saying you have tried pizza, real pizza, and you don't prefer it, yes?

I'm just trying to avoid the "Sam I Am" argument we had in here about wings. "Well, you don't like it because you just never tried it with me!"

 

[LostHorizon]

no no - it's getting NACHOS from a pizza place!

The family gets their pizza... I get my (anything other than pizza) win win!

I’ve never heard of a legitimate pizza place that sells nachos.

A pizza joint carrying nachos is a red flag.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’ve never heard of a legitimate pizza place that sells nachos.

A pizza joint carrying nachos is a red flag.

Idk.... the family loves their pizza and I get nachos - it's the best I can do!

 

[Wand3rlust]

wtf is a Roomba?

 

[SWR101]

I didn't ask last night or whenever it was I saw that, but I don't understand why you were lifting the Roomba. Look, this is a safe space - if you were trying to have sex with it, we'll understand.

I was cleaning it, and inspecting the roller tracks when it fell

 

[SWR101]

wtf is a Roomba?

robot vacuum

 

[Wand3rlust]

robot vacuum

wow. you've changed. I have no idea if this is true, but it's funny....

 

[Mo_Bandy]

wtf is a Roomba?

Torture device for family pets.

 

[SWR101]

wow. you've changed. I have no idea if this is true, but it's funny....

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/db/40/e8db40b8e3dbc53e4919f39029bc1ffc.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Torture device for family pets.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3iBcRAErFhFwoTVbN5/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ggk4v1orczhr10e3gcl69ft03ya8bq42o9vilvwk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

So you are saying you have tried pizza, real pizza, and you don't prefer it, yes?

I'm just trying to avoid the "Sam I Am" argument we had in here about wings. "Well, you don't like it because you just never tried it with me!"

I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't

But.... but..... CHEESE!

 

[SWR101]

I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't

Thats the joy of pizza, it’s almost a hollow food. I can eat nearly 2-3 whole pies! Pizza buffets are the best, get everything, hurt the establishment’s margins, have fun!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have tried all kinds of pizza... In many different states even

To me? For me personally? It's a waste of calories FOR ME... I can't physically eat enough of it to fill me up

and yes - I know I'm weird
and I completely understand why people like pizza... I just... don't

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[Mo_Bandy]

Fuck me I love pizza. And beer. Is there a better combination?