Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

"You should just know what I want."

^this^

Only one?

Right? That's a quitter's attitude

 

[SWR101]

So, I just dropped a Roomba on my foot, good times

 

[MindYaBitness]

Same.

"You should just know what I want.


Only one?

that only applies if I've told you what I want for my birthday gift. Not sex, not pleasure.

It is so difficult to quiet our minds sometimes, that we are barely able to figure out what feels good, because we're still tallying the grocery list, and trying to remember if the kid's science project is due tomorrow.

I wish more women took the time to educate themselves on their own bodies & minds. Apps like OMGyes, and books like Come as You Are, and Sex Points , can be priceless in the pursuit of connection, communication, and pleasure

 

[Bbl87]

that only applies if I've told you what I want for my birthday gift. Not sex, not pleasure.

It is so difficult to quiet our minds sometimes, that we are barely able to figure out what feels good, because we're still tallying the grocery list, and trying to remember if the kid's science project is due tomorrow.

I wish more women took the time to educate themselves on their own bodies & minds. Apps like OMGyes, and books like Come as You Are, and Sex Points , can be priceless in the pursuit of connection, communication, and pleasure

Agree with all of that. Just haven't been able to convince her.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So, I just dropped a Roomba on my foot, good times

I dropped a 5 gallon bucket (fine 4.5, sometimes I exaggerate sizes) of lightweight joint compound RIGHT onto the big toe of my right foot like a week and half ago and it still hurts when I extend that toe. I only cry from the pain sometimes

 

[SWR101]

I dropped a 5 gallon bucket (fine 4.5, sometimes I exaggerate sizes) of lightweight joint compound RIGHT onto the big toe of my right foot like a week and half ago and it still hurts when I extend that toe. I only cry from the pain sometimes

Thankfully the throbbing is only mild right now…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thankfully the throbbing is only mild right now…

On one hand, mild throbbing is an annoyance.
But in your hand, mild throbbing is the beginning of something beautiful

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't normally like to drink during the workweek, but here we are. Some days it's all I can think to do.
Sometimes I wish I could just quit everything.

 

[Qky75]

I don't normally like to drink during the workweek, but here we are. Some days it's all I can think to do.
Sometimes I wish I could just quit everything.

I 100% get that. The thing is whether you see it as a blessing or a curse your heart continues, the lungs persist. The arms and legs still move. If you find no other will to exist other than to be a stick in some other bastards eye, you aren't done yet.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I 100% get that. The thing is whether you see it as a blessing or a curse your heart continues, the lungs persist. The arms and legs still move. If you find no other will to exist other than to be a stick in some other bastards eye, you aren't done yet.

Most of my work involves removing said sticks from eyes (metaphorically speaking). I have no actual intention of quitting. Just a profound desire. It'll pass.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm stopping at two. I'm slightly toasty... enough to dull the edge of the night. But drinking alone on a weekday isn't something I want to necessarily make a habit of.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Most of my work involves removing said sticks from eyes (metaphorically speaking). I have no actual intention of quitting. Just a profound desire. It'll pass.

Ah, the mote & beam conundrum . Well, it does say to leave strong drink, or was it wine , for the poor in heart. So, drink up, my friend, tomorrow will be a fresh start

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ah, the mote & beam conundrum . Well, it does say to leave strong drink, or was it wine , for the poor in heart. So, drink up, my friend, tomorrow will be a fresh start

And if not, at the very least it will be a fresh bottle.
Prost!

 

[Bry1313]

Those were the eggs I was thinking of

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm stopping at two. I'm slightly toasty... enough to dull the edge of the night. But drinking alone on a weekday isn't something I want to necessarily make a habit of.

I feel attacked.
Also, have you seen your username?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Those were the eggs I was thinking of

Bird eggs, like in a nest? Because that song is about making babies, so thise eggs are intact, not fried

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I feel attacked.
Also, have you seen your username?

I have! It's a songbird, and nothing more. Apparently.

 

[Bry1313]

I feel so mean with the angry react

But honestly… Australian?!

How dare him, never visit his deck

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have! It's a songbird, and nothing more. Apparently.

you would think as the resident hornithologist that I would know that, but you learn something new every day

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How dare him, never visit his deck

Yeah!!! Just visit his PMs every now and then!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thankfully the throbbing is only mild right now…

Good luck... Feet are gross


Maybe drop it on your lap next time....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have! It's a songbird, and nothing more. Apparently.

A thief bird, as well.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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You can thank @crazychemgirl for me sharing this nightmare fuel

I wanted to try to one-up this eldritch horror so here we go:
Has anyone been watching the daily show's coverage of the 2024 election?
If not, close your eyes and enjoy this soundbite that they play every single episode and let it just burn into your subconscious

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wanted to try to one-up this eldritch horror so here we go:
Has anyone been watching the daily show's coverage of the 2024 election?
If not, close your eyes and enjoy this soundbite that they play every single episode and let it just burn into your subconscious

I wonder if he announces it, just like that

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I wonder if he announces it, just like that

Tell me on Tuesday!
Wait... don't do that