Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

But fortune favours the bold?
The early bird gets the spworm

FIFY

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So buttsecks with you is hopeless?

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But fortune favors the bold?
The early bird gets the worm

when my dog gets those her bhole itches too.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

FIFY

That spworm is going to be in my nightmares

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

*Swoons*

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*Swoons*

Also it's in comic sans font just as a cherry on top

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also it's in comic sans font just as a cherry on top

My next tattoo should be in comic sans font

 

[Wand3rlust]

Also it's in comic sans font just as a cherry on top

*cums*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*cums*

Well my work here is done everyone, time to hit the showers and then hit the hay. Gnight you goofballs

 

[crazychemgirl]

In shadows cast by candlelight’s soft gleam,
A lover’s path leads to a steamy dream.
With whispered words, we tread this daring way,
Desires aflame, where night outshines the day.

A touch, a kiss, the boundaries fade clear,
“Abandon hope all ye who enter here.”
Yet hope transforms, as passions intertwine,
A journey shared, your body becomes mine.

Embrace the thrill, the heat, the sweet caress
In tender moments, we find soft recess.
Our spirits soar, entwined in fiery dance,
Each movement bold, a lover’s wild romance.

So venture forth, where love and lust adhere,
“Abandon hope all ye who enter here.”
For in this place, with hearts and souls laid bare,
We find a love that few would ever dare.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nanite x

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not even sure what we are axing but sounds good

See, you are the one that people worry about with an ax, not me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nanite x

Night mistress sexiness

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 I get what you're saying. I'm not going to let you die on this hill alone

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5pXEXV6m168AAAAd/thank-you-brother-snoop-dogg.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[vagrantx]

It's Dante. In iambic pentameter so it's super classy

I wrote a poem (sonnet) the other week in iambic pentameter! About a gal down on her luck. Definitely the opposite of classy!

where i find myself

once i bore the title of demagogue
with song and sermon crafted i a dream
yet now i'm nothing but a broken cog
worn down to naught inside this great machine

heavily lay the cape of acumen
an iron anchor wrought with blackest guilt
future plans they now decree inhuman
ruins are all that's left of what i've built

so don't you dare to throw me out you shite
call off your dogs and serve me one more time
a paying customer is always right
bring forth a beer and add a slice of lime

the sidewalk's cool against my swollen cheek
god, this has been a shitty fucking week

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, here I was envisioning weird white bullete bra-esque boobies, but after seeing this I'll concede that @Bry1313 and @deefalttwunnyfor you may have a point
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT21SbsVq/

You all can apologize now…..whenever you like.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I learned from Gina Darling on Twitter that dentists can always tell when their patients have sucked dick recently because of bruising on the palate

Thanks, Dr. Mike Jin!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1532924705904025602

 

[crazychemgirl]

@MidwestPrincess23 i had squeeze cheese today…. I’m so annoyed that I can’t get this stuff in Canada

 

[Bry1313]

Nope, she's Daddy

Dammit I was just extolling your judgement earlier…….

 

[Bry1313]

I fucking love you

You did mention it first, I just agreed with you that her time would come

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

@MidwestPrincess23 i had squeeze cheese today…. I’m so annoyed that I can’t get this stuff in Canada

Oh CCG - I'll just meet you at the border... give me your order of your US only products!

 

[crazychemgirl]