Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Lingering sperm in your throat?

They will know what you probably did to get those bruises.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And to all the boys...

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kidding i love you jus

What's good for the goose...

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Wand3rlust]

Lingering sperm in your throat?

Lingering sperm is a bit rubbish. Isn't it totally not sposed to linger?

(I don't have any, so I'm not sure)

 

[vagrantx]

Lingering sperm in your throat?

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food on-the-go

 

[lavendersilk]

Lingering sperm is a bit rubbish. Isn't it totally not sposed to linger?

(I don't have any, so I'm not sure)

It lingers in other areas for a while supposedly.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just don't go to the dentist the next day.

Lingering sperm in your throat?

I learned from Gina Darling on Twitter that dentists can always tell when their patients have sucked dick recently because of bruising on the palate

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Lingering sperm is a bit rubbish. Isn't it totally not sposed to linger?

(I don't have any, so I'm not sure)

no idea - but this is all I can think of

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It lingers in other areas for a while supposedly.

up to 9 months sometimes

 

[Wand3rlust]

up to 9 months sometimes

I... I'm not sure that's how it works.

Again. I could be wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

up to 9 months sometimes

That’s some stale fucking sperm.

 

[lavendersilk]

I... I'm not sure that's how it works.

Again. I could be wrong.

 

[vagrantx]

up to 9 months sometimes

Congratulations, it's a spworm!

 

[crazychemgirl]

And we’ve cycled back to boner lava somehow

 

[SWR101]

*walks in, speed reads the last few hours*

… god I love you guys…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Congratulations, it's a spworm!

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'Don't worry, it's still wet!'

 

[Wand3rlust]

And we’ve cycled back to boner lava somehow

*looks around*

I'm in bed. And i don't own a bike.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I... I'm not sure that's how it works.

Again. I could be wrong.

I'm not a doctor, I can't tell if someone's been sucking dick by their bruised esophagus

 

[lavendersilk]

Congratulations, it's a spworm!

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Uh... not what I was worried about.

 

[vagrantx]

'Don't worry, it's still wet!'

It's from Paul Robalino's presentation on how to improve our bodies. It's hilariously gross

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm not a doctor, I can't tell if someone's been sucking dick by their bruised esophagus

Hey.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Uh... not what I was worried about.

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

 

[lavendersilk]

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

I'm good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*looks around*

I'm in bed. And i don't own a bike.

I should be in bed ….

Have room for me?

 

[vagrantx]

If the sperm is that big imagine the dick it came out of …,

It's just the single one though. Wriggling its way out then writhing pathetically in an oversized towel.