Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ohhhhhh so THIS cup was for @deefalttwunnyfor

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What in the holy hell is the point of that. To get a dick in the eye every time you take a sip????

 

[lavendersilk]

What in the holy hell is the point of that. To get a dick in the eye every time you take a sip????

Don't kink shame.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn't even know that was possible until second year A&P in college #Innocent!

You can also die from soaking tampons in alcohol and putting them up your vagoozle.

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[MindYaBitness]

What in the holy hell is the point of that. To get a dick in the eye every time you take a sip????

Well, be careful, the point is the most sensitive part

 

[BrendaBear]

Ohhhhhh so THIS cup was for @deefalttwunnyfor

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So... is it a permanent straw then? Do you need to suck your drink out?

Asking for a friend...

 

[crazychemgirl]

What in the holy hell is the point of that. To get a dick in the eye every time you take a sip????

Maybe some girls like that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/cock-map.1425706/post-100284323

If that link doesn't work then I give up. It shows up on my screen just fine, guys. @SalaciousMonkey22 can you weigh in? You see it, right?

I only see you saying something about something gross to Mindy that I ain’t investigating further.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well, be careful, the point is the most sensitive part

For me it's that triangle area on the underside

 

[MindYaBitness]

You can also die from soaking tampons in alcohol and putting them up your vagoozle.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/d2YVk2ZRuQuqvVlu/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91gatv416lpz0juzf8efi1nityidy83cgeqr38qgss&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

They're just doing us a favor by taking themselves out of the gene pool

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I only see you saying something about something gross to Mindy that I ain’t investigating further.

That's all I needed. The defense rests, your honor

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Maybe some girls like that.

That has to cater to a very specific niche market. I'm not sure about that business model

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For me it's that triangle area on the underside

Good movie though,

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's all I needed. The defense rests, your honor

If that's the best you can do, I recommend that you beg @Mr_bogey for an apprenticeship

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Good movie though,

Harris Dickinson. So hot right now. That guy's career is taking off

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If that's the best you can do, I recommend that you beg @Mr_bogey for an apprenticeship

Es un abogado?

 

[MindYaBitness]

That has to cater to a very specific niche market. I'm not sure about that business model

IDK, I've got dick ice, but a dick glass is just going a bit too far. I gotta keep it klassy.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Harris Dickinson. So hot right now. That guy's career is taking off

Also, you know how people's last names were created based of what they did?
Taylor was a tailor.
Smith made things, like a blacksmith.
How do you think the name Dickinson came to be?

 

[crazychemgirl]

IDK, I've got dick ice, but a dick glass is just going a bit too far. I gotta keep it klassy.

I stand by the fact that I don’t wanna die by choking on accidental deepthroated dick ice.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

IDK, I've got dick ice, but a dick glass is just going a bit too far. I gotta keep it klassy.

I saw that you use it to pull pranks on the kids. That had to be hilarious the first time an ice dick came rushing toward their face to tap against the lid

 

[MindYaBitness]

Es un abogado?

Si, el es un abogado, muy experimentado y ambicioso.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Si, el es un abogado, muy experimentado y ambicioso.

I get experimento sometimes

 

[MindYaBitness]

I saw that you use it to pull pranks on the kids. That had to be hilarious the first time an ice dick came rushing toward their face to tap against the glass lid

Now they troll their friends with it. They were mad that I wouldn't let them take it this weekend. It was  my birthday afterall. If I want the dick ice, I get the dick ice!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I stand by the fact that I don’t wanna die by choking on accidental deepthroated dick ice.

She died doing what she loved.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I get experimento sometimes

Wrong verb conjugation

 

[lavendersilk]