Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Just use your pornhub account and change a letter. That’s what I….uhhh…hear is a good plan.

Ahhhhh cornhub. My favorite place to see some sensual shucking. Say that five times fast

 

[crazychemgirl]

You mean his one?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/TRGwBgWPvpsJHQrIMG/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wbty99io092nu12tb2ekktn5cte7iv2rhpvzpd1j&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You are a goddess among us.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I've had my boobs compared to a lot of things, and had some really questionable poetry dedicated to them as well, but eggs have never been on list of odes & euphemism.

I kinda feel y'all are projecting, since you're the one's with  juevos

Might wanna go get a towel to sit on before you read this. You've been warned


Two soft orbs, delicate and round,
Like eggs that nestle, safe and sound.
Smooth as silk, a tender touch,
Curves that beckon, tempt, and clutch.

Whispering warmth, a quiet thrill,
Like morning sun, they tease, they fill.
Golden yolk within their shell,
Secrets soft, untold, to tell.

They sway with grace, they rise, they fall,
A rhythm sweet, an alluring call.
Eggs of life, of lust, of love,
A perfect shape, a gift from above.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You are a goddess among us.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/DxqLrg8cINwnS/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952gc040cdbwcue8zkhdmfm86so2bbk68ddh3j2jyay&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Might wanna go get a towel to sit on before you read this. You've been warned


Two soft orbs, delicate and round,
Like eggs that nestle, safe and sound.
Smooth as silk, a tender touch,
Curves that beckon, tempt, and clutch.

Whispering warmth, a quiet thrill,
Like morning sun, they tease, they fill.
Golden yolk within their shell,
Secrets soft, untold, to tell.

They sway with grace, they rise, they fall,
A rhythm sweet, an alluring call.
Eggs of life, of lust, of love,
A perfect shape, a gift from above.

Isn’t that the riddle Bilbo used to beat Gollum?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Might wanna go get a towel to sit on before you read this. You've been warned


Two soft orbs, delicate and round,
Like eggs that nestle, safe and sound.
Smooth as silk, a tender touch,
Curves that beckon, tempt, and clutch.

Whispering warmth, a quiet thrill,
Like morning sun, they tease, they fill.
Golden yolk within their shell,
Secrets soft, untold, to tell.

They sway with grace, they rise, they fall,
A rhythm sweet, an alluring call.
Eggs of life, of lust, of love,
A perfect shape, a gift from above.

Proof that nen will masterbate to anything

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Proof that nen will masterbate to anything

FTR, I ain’t touching nothing.

 

[Wand3rlust]

FTR, I ain’t touching nothing.

I mean. Probably a lie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean. Probably a lie.

Are you spying on me?!?!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you spying on me?!?!

Not since the last time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/qJkRbWM1MfVjq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ye34wy9uxo56b4gdekrm1qjdv0vleblm2lproo5d&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, here I was envisioning weird white bullete bra-esque boobies, but after seeing this I'll concede that @Bry1313 and @deefalttwunnyfor you may have a point
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT21SbsVq/

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ok, here I was envisioning weird white bullete bra-esque boobies, but after seeing this I'll concede that @Bry1313 and @deefalttwunnyfor you may have a point
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT21SbsVq/

Sweet, sweet validation

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My boobs feel attacked. That is all

Well, also eggs are delicious

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, here I was envisioning weird white bullete bra-esque boobies, but after seeing this I'll concede that @Bry1313 and @deefalttwunnyfor you may have a point
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT21SbsVq/

What have you done?!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

My boobs feel attacked. That is all

Well, also eggs are delicious

Also … so are your boobs

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What have you done?!!!!!

The morally upstanding thing. I'm so proud

 

[crazychemgirl]

The morally upstanding thing. I'm so proud

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You shut your whore mouth.

I think this is the second time I've been told this in like 2-3 days. How does everyone know how promiscuous my mouth is?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think this is the second time I've been told this in like 2-3 days. How does everyone know how promiscuous my mouth is?

I think they're just hoping

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think this is the second time I've been told this in like 2-3 days. How does everyone know how promiscuous my mouth is?

I mean, ifs kind of obvious

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think they're just hoping

Twas thou!
https://ibb.co/mC18gCv

 

[MrMakersMark]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that's what I have to do? I have to make an account and stuff. Guh

Sounds like a part-time job.
MindY has the skills.
My Gifs will just have to continue sucking balls.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Twas thou!
https://ibb.co/mC18gCv

Your link was broken for me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Twas thou!
https://ibb.co/mC18gCv

It won't show up for me Besides, on the topic of whores I thought my only reference was Hawaiian Hooker & bull pens, I don't recall referencing your whore mouth. But, if the shoe fits