Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Bea Arthur?

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Wand3rlust]

I, too, would like to think of my boobs as cake boobs

I prefer boob cakes.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sandra Bernhardt………..I wouldn’t fuck Sandra Bernhardt with Bea Arthur’s dick.

Jeff Ross?

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s Frog and Toad! But Wind in the Willows is another major favorite for me. I love reading it to my kids in my terrible British accent (a key component, IMO)

I was read this when I was little. Or a child. Pick one.

 

[lavendersilk]

I prefer boob cakes.

What about tittie snacks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/rF0cDkbWltcAAAAd/ominous-scary.gif

*Bookmarks for the next time someone asks why @SalaciousMonkey22 was afraid of @crazychemgirl*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am under protection of my badass crush whom you ALL fear

Protection is a funny word here.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What about tittie snacks?

No. Not tittie anything. Ever.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jeff Ross?

Are there just the two people you wouldn’t fuck then? Or what?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ummmm…hey @OrdinaryPerson, how about you put down the axe and slooowly slide it over to me?

 

[coffeelover5]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

Cheese whiz! Well any reson for a good body shot I suppose

 

[Bry1313]

Jeff Ross?

Yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

We simply have higher expectations of you sir.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And I still catch grief months later after defending my coffee milk boobs, and @Qky75 will likely get away with that

What this post tells me, is that we haven’t given you nearly enough grief for the egg boobs comment!

 

[SWR101]

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This unwarranted and deeply personal attack is deep and hurtful…

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[SWR101]

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Whelp, that made me think and feel things I need to process…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Chip’s A Ho ammirite?


I’ll be leaving now.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Whelp, that made me think and feel things I need to process…

And repress

 

[SWR101]

And repress

Not inaccurate…

 

[MindYaBitness]

I prefer boob cakes.

I really feel like we should give boob Jello another chance
https://media4.giphy.com/media/Ug7N0te9BTAljimjqD/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525tqvh624z8vm4hl2z11hzcvyhabcxmgztskispz1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[dawn_of_night]

I really feel like we should give boob Jello another chance
https://media4.giphy.com/media/Ug7N0te9BTAljimjqD/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525tqvh624z8vm4hl2z11hzcvyhabcxmgztskispz1&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Smh...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Everybody poops

one of the best children's books of all time!