Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

When they are attached to my body!

Still a little funny

 

[lavendersilk]

When they are attached to my body!

I only feel a teeny bit bad that I laughed at that.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Weirdest euphemism so far this year.

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

 

[Bry1313]

When are penises NOT funny?

I have a very serious……ok I can’t completely argue

 

[Lmizzler]

Still a little funny

What!!!! NO WAY!!!


Ok, maybe a little.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/899508630/stressticles-testicle-stress-balls

Do they make custom? Like, can I get the testicle of the person who's pissing me off?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

Mmmmmm Brie

Mmmmmmm crackers

Mmmmmmm boobs




I see nothing wrong here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not even the worst this morning. Can I point you back to earlier today, when @Qky75 used brie to be spread on crackers as a euphemism for boobs?

You can have your list I’ll have mine.

 

[MindYaBitness]

When they are attached to my body!

Agreed, then it's just fun, not funny

 

[SWR101]

When are penises NOT funny?

When they’re attached to sad, wanna be strong men? They’re just… sad then

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do they make custom? Like, can I get the testicle of the person who's pissing me off?

First you’d have to get them to send you a pic of their balls

 

[MindYaBitness]

First you’d have to get them to send you a pic of their balls

In this day & age, that's the easy part

 

[SWR101]

Do they make custom? Like, can I get the testicle of the person who's pissing me off?

*hopes I’m on her good side…*

 

[Lmizzler]

First you’d have to get them to send you a pic of their balls

This reminds me of a birthday thread of dicks I once saw!

 

[lavendersilk]

First you’d have to get them to send you a pic of their balls

I have a feeling she has a bunch of pics to choose from.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This reminds me of a birthday thread of dicks I once saw!

That thread is Voldemort, it shall not be named!

 

[Lmizzler]

I have a feeling she has a bunch of pics to choose from.

We nearly had the same joke here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This reminds me of a birthday thread of dicks I once saw!

Can I have a balls and taint thread for my birthday …?





******* I am just kidding…. Please don’t do this

 

[Lmizzler]

Can I have a balls and taint thread for my birthday …?





******* I am just kidding…. Please don’t do this

Consider it tainted done!

 

[SWR101]

Can I have a balls and taint thread for my birthday …?





******* I am just kidding…. Please don’t do this

Should have never said a word…

Consider it tainted done!

See?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

My favorite is still The Rocktopus.

https://i.ibb.co/NmCFWbf/il-1140x-N-3627322974-rcih.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Should have never said a word…

See?

I think @Lmizzler values his life more than that

 

[Qky75]

In this day & age, that's the easy part

Except for all the times you've said no to me

 

[UnquietDreams]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

 

[Lmizzler]

I think @Lmizzler values his life more than that

She still has so much to learn doesn’t she. Bless her heart.