Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So he just accepts his spouse is “different”

I think you mean spousse.

And no, that lie was terrible.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My snacks are in the top drawer of my night stand

Weirdest euphemism so far this year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/899508630/stressticles-testicle-stress-balls

 

[crazychemgirl]

Weirdest euphemism so far this year.

It’s only halfway through January

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s only halfway through January

I fully expect it to get weirder

 

[crazychemgirl]

why do I feel like this creator could make a killing off the people in here…

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1495867199/creative-genital-penis-ice-grid-food

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

I've been looking for these...

I mean...

No, who would ever need such silly things

 

[lavendersilk]

I've been looking for these...

I mean...

No, who would ever need such silly things

Omg, to make earrings, right??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg, to make earrings, right??

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

 

[lavendersilk]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

And put them in a bag to hand out bags of dicks to whoever needs them.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I absolutely want realistic veiny micropenis earrings

Christmas gifts for all the lit ladies next year!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Omg, to make earrings, right??

Yes... to make earrings... not to put on all my nerd figurines at all

And put them in a bag to hand out bags of dicks to whoever needs them.

Wait, yes, this!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

How realistic you want your dollhouses?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How realistic you want your dollhouses?

In my headcannon Duke and Roadblock are amiable exes. I bet they’ve messed around with that sorta thing. Duke seems pretty strait-laced but I bet he’s freaky.

 

[SWR101]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

I thought I already had…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought I already had…

I’m not satisfied with a single lol

 

[SWR101]

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

… yes?

 

[SWR101]

I’m not satisfied with a single lol

Ugh, so needy… why can’t women be content with a good laugh and just sleep…

 

[TXRafe]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wqirNJF--_MAAAAd/confused-what.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wqirNJF--_MAAAAd/confused-what.gif

Don’t act like today is any different than any other day

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well shit... fucking cheese

https://ibb.co/5jhqCvF

You’re my hero

 

[Lmizzler]

I need some lol’s today … who can help?

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/899508630/stressticles-testicle-stress-balls

Was this really something that was needed?”

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1799211047/handmade-realistic-miniature-penis-for

why do I feel like this creator could make a killing off the people in here…

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1495867199/creative-genital-penis-ice-grid-food

Anyone else concerned that when CCG mentions that she needs a laugh, she goes to Etsy to giggle at fake penises?!?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone else concerned that when CCG mentions that she needs a laugh, she goes to Etsy to giggle at fake penises?!?!

When are penises NOT funny?

 

[Lmizzler]

When are penises NOT funny?

When they are attached to my body!