LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Horngry is almost worse than hangry
Imagine that all blended together.
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Horngry is almost worse than hangry
Wait… now you’re slicing into them??
I’m not sure I like where this metaphor is going
I call that TuesdayImagine that all blended together.
Of late, I think I have had more experience with ghosts.So is really good sex.
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I warned you about hanging out in those shanghai tunnels. Sheesh!Of late, I think I have had more experience with ghosts.
Very veiled?? I don't think it was as veiled as you thinkTo be clear, I made a very veiled reference to biting, and then somewhere along the line, the knives came out? Different things all together. Violent motherfuckers here..
Very veiled?? I don't think it was as veiled as you think
Plausible deniability, sister.
Just ask The Big Bad Wolf...
I would but he never sent me the "well-crafted letter". So how I can I be sureJust ask The Big Bad Wolf...
Which letter did you want? A nice big "D" maybe?I would but he never sent me the "well-crafted letter". So how I can I be sure![]()
https://media2.giphy.com/media/zgVxksVkLAF6L5TfpC/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952suugcnub34qlbe54r7kvd1aitqyedggwpd58twda&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gAll this talk about boobs and food is making me equal parts hungry and horny.
BrendaWhich letter did you want? A nice big "D" maybe?
*** I'll see myself out ***
How did you get your stick?Mine just rolled off!!!!
You mean I'm not the only person to try this??????How did you get your stick?Mine just rolled off!!!!
Change your moisturizerHow did you get your stick?Mine just rolled off!!!!
Nope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheeseYou mean I'm not the only person to try this??????
My husband was wondering why I bought canned cheese considering I've never let him buy it!Nope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheese![]()
I just ate them with Oreos, you are more fun than meNope, like most of the shenanigans that happen in this place started as a joke... And my spouse was out of town, so I bought two cans of squeeze cheese![]()
He'd never believe that I'd disrespect Oreo's in such a fashion!!!! When he found an unopened can in our bathroom, he wanted to know why it was there (I've never bought the stuff before) I told him I purchased it accidentally because I mistook it for hair mousse in the storeI just ate them with Oreos, you are more fun than me
Now I am starving!
That’s not even a good lieHe'd never believe that I'd disrespect Oreo's in such a fashion!!!! When he found an unopened can in our bathroom, he wanted to know why it was there (I've never bought the stuff before) I told him I purchased it accidentally because I mistook it for hair mousse in the store![]()