Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What about some girl?


Heyyy Mamí

I'm not Mindy, but probably something like this
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[LadyLascivious1]

Mamí and Papí are endearments in many Spanish speaking countries. I'm grateful that in my spouses culture it's used more toward children than your significant other. I get 5he "daddy" kink, but if some guy called me Mommy/Mamí, I'd dry up like the Mojave!

 

[EricaAnna]

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[UnquietDreams]

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Aye, Papisicle!

 

[MindYaBitness]

What about some girl?


Heyyy Mamí

Ask me again when I'm ovulating

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ask me again when I'm ovulating

Damn woman, talk to me like that and you'll make me start ovulating!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damn woman, talk to me like that and you'll make me start ovulating!

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[MindYaBitness]

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Both Ben and Jerry swore on a stack of Bibles that they wouldn't leak this footage! I'm going to have to have a word with them both!

 

[cactusjack0584]

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[TXRafe]

Both Ben and Jerry swore on a stack of Bibles that they wouldn't leak this footage! I'm going to have to have a word with them both!

do that tongue thing again...please...

 

[Bbl87]

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https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/in_my_bunk_firefly.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[vagrantx]

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VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Normally I don't mind living in a family of long-haired, thick-haired wookiees. But you don't want to see the nasty that I just pulled out of our shower drain.

Just a few months ago I posted this.
Today I get to post it again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

I had a Quebecois uncle this described to a T. The only thing that's missing is a Molson Golden or a Labatt Blue. Oh, and curling. He was an avid curler. There wasn't a stereotype he didn't embrace.

 

[Apisto42]

What about some girl?


Heyyy Mamí

Hey Besito…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

I did not see this before I made my joke in the other thread. Swear

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just a few months ago I posted this.
Today I get to post it again.

Who knew soap and hair could make the grossest things?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pfft. Desmond Dekker knew about them in the 60s.

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[SWR101]

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This was in the book I’m reading. Feels legit

I feel like this is his quest

 

[Bry1313]

VITAMIN WATER!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANT'S CRAVE!! IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!!

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water

 

[BrendaBear]

If you need a break from all the sugar, just switch over to gluten free diet water

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

 

[SWR101]

It is taking all my self control to not post a reply running with that concept of searching all over for water with those very characteristics…. But there is always people that don’t realize the reply is also a joke, and think I must be a moron.

I would like to think most of us know you well enough to know
1: you're not an idiot
2: that is exactly your kind of humor

 

[BrendaBear]

I would like to think most of us know you well enough to know
1: you're not an idiot
2: that is exactly your kind of humor

Thank you!