Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

How often has this happened that you need a go to response?

I don’t need the response, dear Monkey… I expect to hear it when I verbally go bonkers on some poor unsuspecting wang monster.

 

[Trubbycat]

I went to the zoo as a kid. The camel spat in my face. After a moment of being stunned, I got so mad I spat right back at him.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

safer than some of the ladies on Lit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

safer than some of the ladies on Lit

I disagree but you live your best life!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How common you think necrophilia is?

Among dragonflies? Probably super high. They seem like deviants

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t need the response, dear Monkey… I expect to hear it when I verbally go bonkers on some poor unsuspecting wang monster.

I’m like 73% certain those words have never been typed in that order before

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

“Some people”

A guy I know. You guys wouldn't know him, he goes to another school

 

[TXRafe]

I disagree but you live your best life!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IhPzM0Dde4MAAAAd/spongebob-squarepants-gary-the-snail.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m like 73% certain those words have never been typed in that order before

“Dear Monkey”? Oh… how sad….

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wait... are you the cougar or...?

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait... are you the cougar or...?

He actually is hoping to be seduced by a cougar… not an older woman, a cat.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He actually is hoping to be seduced by a cougar… not an older woman, a cat.

Ok, I was trying not to take it personal; idk what age you have to be to be a cougar, but I don't think I've hit that age yet

I'm only an actual cougar when I wildshape (that's a DnD reference. Oops my nerd is showing)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok, I was trying not to take it personal; idk what age you have to be to be a cougar, but I don't think I've hit that age yet

I'm only an actual cougar when I wildshape (that's a DnD reference. Oops my nerd is showing)

Cougar isn't an age. It's an age gap.

Think between 7 and 10 years older than the guy. Then you hit cougar.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cougar isn't an age. It's an age gap.

Think between 7 and 10 years older than the guy. Then you hit cougar.

Oh, then I'm good.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cougar isn't an age. It's an age gap.

Think between 7 and 10 years older than the guy. Then you hit cougar.

https://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-a-Woman-is-a-Cougar

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, then I'm good.

So you keep saying.

 

[TXRafe]

Cougar isn't an age. It's an age gap.

Think between 7 and 10 years older than the guy. Then you hit cougar.

what is it called if a guy does this? AFAF

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-a-Woman-is-a-Cougar

Pfft.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

what is it called if a guy does this? AFAF

'Living the dream'

 

[BrendaBear]

Cougar isn't an age. It's an age gap.

Think between 7 and 10 years older than the guy. Then you hit cougar.

Is that all? I thought was more like 15 or 20 years. …

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Pfft.

The illustrations are what kills me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

what is it called if a guy does this? AFAF

Creep

 

[Chloe_Harper]

what is it called if a guy does this? AFAF

So... you're asking on behalf of @SalaciousMonkey22's penis?

 

[Wand3rlust]

what is it called if a guy does this? AFAF

Nothing. Noone cares. Maybe gets a high five from his buddies.