Sex & Shenanigans

[HarryHill]

I can see Death in his dark robes, hooded, bone-white face with that eternal grin and two red points far back in his eyes, a rotary phone to his ear:
“Hello…”

Wow! You went dark really quick, Wolfie.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Canadian Beach Holiday

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[subdudeme13]

I'd rather talk about toe jam than poop...
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I give a great pedicure and am a great fan of personal hygiene. There are people who don't brush there teeth too but I am not kissing them! LOL

 

[Beardy_181]

Am I the only man (who likes women) that isn't particularly turned on by seeing women kissing, or even them having sex with each other?

Yes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[LostHorizon]

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That’s gross

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s gross

my dog is snoring beside me … with her tongue out.

So it’s pretty accurate

 

[LostHorizon]

Snoring and tongue out is fine. Slobbering all over stuff is gross.

Where dogs are concerned anyway.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LostHorizon]

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Wooooooo hoooooooo!

 

[Herbynotpervy]

Yay tittiessss

 

[morelikeasong]

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I’ll do cookie dough, cookies ‘n cream, and then strawberry on the side

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[SWR101]

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I see no lies…

 

[SWR101]

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2 scoops of butter pecan, a scoop of salted caramel, a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of vanilla

 

[MissRadiant]

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2 scoops of just cookies n cream

 

[Scarred65]

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$7 strawberry and a spider bite chaser, please

 

[Qky75]

I’ll do cookie dough, cookies ‘n cream, and then strawberry on the side

She loves Bobby and Gary with some Julio on the side?

 

[Lmizzler]

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I feel so seen right now! Thanks CCG

 

[Qky75]

The infrastructure around here is never equipped to deal with actual winter weather.

On the bright side if you stay put in your car long enough some dude always named Dale or Lloyd or BJ will be along in his oversized lifted truck with the gun rack and dangling bull balls and a logging chain to help you out because that's what he lives for

 

[crazychemgirl]

The infrastructure around here is never equipped to deal with actual winter weather.

On the bright side if you stay put in your car long enough some dude always named Dale or Lloyd or BJ will be along in his oversized lifted truck with the gun rack and dangling bull balls and a logging chain to help you out because that's what he lives for

There’s a smutty romance novel plot in there somewhere

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The infrastructure around here is never equipped to deal with actual winter weather.

On the bright side if you stay put in your car long enough some dude always named Dale or Lloyd or BJ will be along in his oversized lifted truck with the gun rack and dangling bull balls and a logging chain to help you out because that's what he lives for

don't forget the pack of Marlboro reds and a case of Bud Light in the back!

I got you, Bro