Ever measure things by penis comparison? If not, give it a try, it’s hilarious
-This folder is about twice as long as Joe when he’s erect, so this folder is about 12”
-This stick is half as small as Mike, so this stick is about 3.75 inches
-This sausage is about half as small is John from all those years ago, so the sausage 2.5”
Yikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D
Longest I've seen of a 2x4 is 20'. That's 240" so those are some small or soft dicksYikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D
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Good thing you’re a math genius?Yikes!!!! 242 x what? Lots of choices to solve for D
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The lie detector determined that was a LIE
Maybe it’s vertical and the dick width?
So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
... is today Construction Site fantasy day?
No construction sites. All they’re fluent in is woodSo, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
I don’t make the rulers lolSo, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
I don't want mine gnawed down and then used in dam constructionHey, don’t beaverslike
?
Or as Sammy might say … Damn Construction!!
The metaphorical beaver
my good man
“Hello. I’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.”
Well, if you got one from me, Nixon was 5'11 and 1/2.I'm going to start doing this with the dick pics I get in my DMs as a response
"Average, but very enthusiastic."
Dam...
I can see Death in his dark robes, hooded, bone-white face with that eternal grin and two red points far back in his eyes, a rotary phone to his ear:
Is that what you call multiple eyegasms.
Also 
also, I feel attacked.Isn't that sometimes a good thing?
Again, isn't this a good thing, sometimes?
It's a good thing you're cute.
OMG, the things I could do with all the tools in my garage...So, first the jackhammering, now measuring beams (?) with dicks ...
You'll love what I can do with a sawzall.But there's wood, steel, lots of lubricants... So many possibilities!No construction sites. All they’re fluent in is wood
