Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

OK, I’ll admit it. It’s me. I’m the friend. what are you gonna do about it?

Love my friends...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m down! Feet with Pepsi and Whiskey shots! We might be on to something!

OK, I’ll admit it. It’s me. I’m the friend. what are you gonna do about it?

I feel like you enjoy frustrating certain people...

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https://voca.ro/16rUhakJmQEY

I'm slightly disappointed this wasn't you attempting to imitate Flipper.

But you're saying you're steady on your feet... Noted.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not yet. Are you on the Lit Cams I keep hearing about?

I mean..:if you want.

Not if I have to pay for it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have flipper feet .., size 8’s that don’t belong on my 5’3” body …

It’s ok… I can use my toes to pick up things.

This is the true talent right here ....

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/16rUhakJmQEY

You use them to pick what up?

Looooong bath before any toe stuff, then...

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can pick up….my…friend.

Bench press or deadlift???

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://i.imgur.com/qfOKkSO.gif

Ooofph.... He's sex....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

I thought everyone did

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

Oh, I do. Pencils are my limit, though. My ex had monkey toes -- I am pretty sure she could type with her feet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought everyone did

Same.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

Girl.... I pick up my crochet hook nearly 3 times daily ....
With my toes....
Twice as much as you count my fingers

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I thought everyone did

Me too that's what toes are for... right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too that's what toes are for... right?

Um...right. Sure. Of course...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Girl.... I pick up my crochet hook nearly 3 times daily ....
With my toes....
Twice as much as you count my fingers

I pick up my paintbrushes and knitting needles with my toes too

I have almost fallen over doing so though a couple of time

 

[UnquietDreams]

I pick up my paintbrushes and knitting needles with my toes too

I have almost fallen over doing so though a couple of time

Don't drink and paint.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don't drink and paint.

But... why? I like to. You're not the boss of me!

 

[Sammysub07]

Do y'all just never pick up anything with your toes

This!!!

I pick up all of the mini toys my daughter leaves all around!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Don't drink and paint.

Don't drink the paint. Or the paint brush water.

But... why? I like to. You're not the boss of me!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don't drink the paint. Or the paint brush water.

obviously. Then how would I paint?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This!!!

I pick up all of the mini toys my daughter leaves all around!

Like those little squishes? Again AFAF

 

[UnquietDreams]

But... why? I like to.

Well then fall over.

You're not the boss of me!

Sorry, my mind went someplace and it isn't back yet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nope, not back yet.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

obviously. Then how would I paint?

You drink enough of either and you could end up making something to resemble a Jackson Pollock

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well then fall over.


Sorry, my mind went someplace and it isn't back yet.

Alright, I'll leave a message after the beep

You drink enough of either and you could end up making something to resemble a Jackson Pollock