Sex & Shenanigans

Ok … first debate in 2025 ….

Chicken wings VS Fried chicken.. which is better?
Gee, I dunno. Which child do I love more (just kidding - there's an easy answer to that one).
Am I at the bar watching a game? Or am I at a family picnic? Fried chicken and chicken wings are two of my absolute favorite foods, but they're very contextual. I'm not gonna roll up at a sports bar and order fried chicken. And I'm not going to bring buffalo wings to the Sunday potluck at Grandma's.

Fuck.
Now all I know is that I want to eat a deep-fried bird.
 
Gee, I dunno. Which child do I love more (just kidding - there's an easy answer to that one).
Am I at the bar watching a game? Or am I at a family picnic? Fried chicken and chicken wings are two of my absolute favorite foods, but they're very contextual. I'm not gonna roll up at a sports bar and order fried chicken. And I'm not going to bring buffalo wings to the Sunday potluck at Grandma's.

Fuck.
Now all I know is that I want to eat a deep-fried bird.
You said it so much better than I ever could have!
 
First day back after two weeks off. I am a night owl by nature, and have been up to 3 or 4 in the morning every day, now I have to be up at 6.

The world is upside-down...

Good thing I love my job.
Yuck …

I’m not a night owl but I did get into the habit of staying up til like 11pm over the holidays …. And sleeping in til past 7

Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up at 4:30 was a rather rude awakening
 
#TrueStory: about 2 weeks after I moved in with the last ex, he randomly asked “at what age do girls stop farting?” I was confused and thought I must have misheard him and asked him to repeat himself, and he did, and was apparently under the impression that it was something we outgrew 🤦🏻‍♀️
I sure hope he was pretty.
 
Yuck …

I’m not a night owl but I did get into the habit of staying up til like 11pm over the holidays …. And sleeping in til past 7

Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up at 4:30 was a rather rude awakening
What is work? I’ve been off for so long, I’ve forgotten what it is. The 8 hours I’m going to work on Wednesday is going to be torturous. Good thing I have Thursday and Friday off to recover.
 
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