Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone else’s Monday feel like this?

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m so excited for my lunches this week …. Chicken Caesar salad with romaine and kale, warm rice, bacon and Parmesan…

How can you go wrong?

Omg yesssss Caesar salad with warm rice is the best!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m so excited for my lunches this week …. Chicken Caesar salad with romaine and kale, warm rice, bacon and Parmesan…

How can you go wrong?

Omg yesssss Caesar salad with warm rice is the best!

Seems I’ll be spending time in the kitchen this morning! Y’all talked me into it

 

[MissRadiant]

Ok … first debate in 2025 ….

Chicken wings VS Fried chicken.. which is better?

Wings (flats preferred)

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Wings (flats preferred)

If all of us girls are eating the flats… who’s eating the drums for us??

 

[MissRadiant]

If all of us girls are eating the flats… who’s eating the drums for us??

No clue, worst case I'll switch or take the drums. haha

Now I'm wishing I had wings in the freezer....i could go for some honey BBQ ones.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok … first debate in 2025 ….

Chicken wings VS Fried chicken.. which is better?

Gee, I dunno. Which child do I love more (just kidding - there's an easy answer to that one).
Am I at the bar watching a game? Or am I at a family picnic? Fried chicken and chicken wings are two of my absolute favorite foods, but they're very contextual. I'm not gonna roll up at a sports bar and order fried chicken. And I'm not going to bring buffalo wings to the Sunday potluck at Grandma's.

Fuck.
Now all I know is that I want to eat a deep-fried bird.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

If all of us girls are eating the flats… who’s eating the drums for us??

Send me all of your drums. Pleaseandthankyou.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Seems I’ll be spending time in the kitchen this morning! Y’all talked me into it

Finally I’m responsible for a good decision

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What are "flats" when they're at home please? Never heard of them in the context of chicken wings.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Gee, I dunno. Which child do I love more (just kidding - there's an easy answer to that one).
Am I at the bar watching a game? Or am I at a family picnic? Fried chicken and chicken wings are two of my absolute favorite foods, but they're very contextual. I'm not gonna roll up at a sports bar and order fried chicken. And I'm not going to bring buffalo wings to the Sunday potluck at Grandma's.

Fuck.
Now all I know is that I want to eat a deep-fried bird.

You said it so much better than I ever could have!

 

[morelikeasong]

Guys on lit trying to convince women to send them pics

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7456492406674853166

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Guys on lit trying to convince women to send them pics

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7456492406674853166

Lord have mercy! I NEEDED that laugh this morning

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Guys on lit trying to convince women to send them pics

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7456492406674853166

I don't see the problem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You keep making these offers for me to come to Portland that are getting harder to pass on

Come stay with me. You can take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch. I am such an innocent, and a gentleman after all. Coffee, great food, wonderful outdoors, bookshops. I'll even wear my ball cap backwards.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I also like Alabama white sauce (mayo/lemon juice based) with smoked chicken as well.

We put mayo, ranch powder,.and shredded Parmesan on our baked chicken breast

 

[MissRadiant]

Come stay with me. You can take the bed, I'll sleep on the couch. I am such an innocent, and a gentleman after all. Coffee, great food, wonderful outdoors, bookshops. I'll even wear my ball cap backwards.

Innocent? Even though all I picked up on was bookshops haha

 

[UnquietDreams]

First day back after two weeks off. I am a night owl by nature, and have been up to 3 or 4 in the morning every day, now I have to be up at 6.

The world is upside-down...

Good thing I love my job.

 

[crazychemgirl]

First day back after two weeks off. I am a night owl by nature, and have been up to 3 or 4 in the morning every day, now I have to be up at 6.

The world is upside-down...

Good thing I love my job.

Yuck …

I’m not a night owl but I did get into the habit of staying up til like 11pm over the holidays …. And sleeping in til past 7

Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up at 4:30 was a rather rude awakening

 

[Whiskeyjack]

One of my kids called me from school because he's feeling nauseous and needs to come home.
There goes my day of filthy porn and furious masturbating.

Oh well.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

#TrueStory: about 2 weeks after I moved in with the last ex, he randomly asked “at what age do girls stop farting?” I was confused and thought I must have misheard him and asked him to repeat himself, and he did, and was apparently under the impression that it was something we outgrew

I sure hope he was pretty.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Apisto42]

Yuck …

I’m not a night owl but I did get into the habit of staying up til like 11pm over the holidays …. And sleeping in til past 7

Going to bed at 8:30 and waking up at 4:30 was a rather rude awakening

What is work? I’ve been off for so long, I’ve forgotten what it is. The 8 hours I’m going to work on Wednesday is going to be torturous. Good thing I have Thursday and Friday off to recover.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is work? I’ve been off for so long, I’ve forgotten what it is. The 8 hours I’m going to work on Wednesday is going to be torturous. Good thing I have Thursday and Friday off to recover.

I weirdly love my job. I am actually happy to be back.

Now to see if I remember how to do it...

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of my kid called me from school because he's feeling nauseous and needs to come home.
There goes my day of filthy porn and furious masturbating.

Oh well.

Damn "To Do" list...