Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve always warned people I date that I don’t do cuddling or spooning or even too much touching … there’s definitely been people who I didn’t continue dating because of it

Oh, she loved the cuddles. I think it was me she got tired of...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Arm bones connected to the
Shoulder bone
Chest bones connected to the
Back bone
Boner bones connected to the
Butt bone
Now shake them beautiful bones

This is how I will dance to that song every single time from now on

 

[MissRadiant]

The last few years before we broke up she built Hardon's Wall with pillows.

The only reason I have a pillow inbetween, is bc the tossing and turning happens. I was tired of getting elbowed in my chest.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is how I will dance to that song every single time from now on

Yeah “from now on”

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeah “from now on”

That's what I said...

 

[hotoldrguy]

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guess I am still not grown up

 

[crazychemgirl]

guess I am still not grown up

Pssst … I’m not either

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's what I said...

Mhmmm

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Mhmmm

 

[MissRadiant]

guess I am still not grown up

If I was a grown up, I would have to give up my Legos, and I just got them for Christmas.

 

[BrendaBear]

Pssst … I’m not either

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aZf9YMYah2sAAAAd/we-know-bustle.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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And my allergy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

And my allergy!

To cheese?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

To cheese?

well, to milk. Specifically from a cow. And before people start making jokes or suggestions, no it's not lactose intolerance. It's an allergy to the protein in cow's milk.


But. That shouldn't stop you from having cheesecake for breakfast

 

[Qky75]

Had beans on toast for the first time today. Why does that work?!?

 

[MissRadiant]

well, to milk. Specifically from a cow. And before people start making jokes or suggestions, no it's not lactose intolerance. It's an allergy to the protein in cow's milk.


But. That shouldn't stop you from having cheesecake for breakfast

I have the same problem.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

well, to milk. Specifically from a cow. And before people start making jokes or suggestions, no it's not lactose intolerance. It's an allergy to the protein in cow's milk.


But. That shouldn't stop you from having cheesecake for breakfast

My sister and daughter have that! And they keep telling me to get tested but my issues are different than theirs. Sucks. So many things to avoid.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My sister and daughter have that! And they keep telling me to get tested but my issues are different than theirs. Sucks. So many things to avoid.

Thankfully, there are far more alternatives than there used to be! I didn't find out until I was 20, and the first 5 years were hardest on learning to navigate not only cooking for myself, but what I could and couldn't order at restaurants. Allergies present differently in everyone. Probably wouldn't hurt to get tested, or just keep doing you. It was a life changer for sure.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If Kenny Logins' "I'm Alright" comes on, and you don't dance like the gopher in Cadyshack, what are you even doing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thankfully, there are far more alternatives than there used to be! I didn't find out until I was 20, and the first 5 years were hardest on learning to navigate not only cooking for myself, but what I could and couldn't order at restaurants. Allergies present differently in everyone. Probably wouldn't hurt to get tested, or just keep doing you. It was a life changer for sure.

I already avoided most dairy anyway. It’s mostly bread products that affect them that I am still a bit stubborn about. I should try it and see I guess. But I’ve given up so many foods already I don’t wanna

 

[MissRadiant]

Thankfully, there are far more alternatives than there used to be! I didn't find out until I was 20, and the first 5 years were hardest on learning to navigate not only cooking for myself, but what I could and couldn't order at restaurants. Allergies present differently in everyone. Probably wouldn't hurt to get tested, or just keep doing you. It was a life changer for sure.

I thought about getting tested.

Bc I have soo many allergies.

But in my case, it's genetics, talked to my blood relatives, who have the same issues as me.

I just keep living life, and prepared if I have an issue that arises.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I already avoided most dairy anyway. It’s mostly bread products that affect them that I am still a bit stubborn about. I should try it and see I guess. But I’ve given up so many foods already I don’t wanna

Ooooh. Yea, I fucking love bread. Definitely makes me sick sometimes. But, I just go on a bread cleanse for like a month and then go right back to that yummy goodness! No dairy is already so limiting, why cut out bread

 

[MissRadiant]

I already avoided most dairy anyway. It’s mostly bread products that affect them that I am still a bit stubborn about. I should try it and see I guess. But I’ve given up so many foods already I don’t wanna

I cut out bread, and stayed on a very strict diet on the past 2 to 3 years......i have never felt better. I would say look better but there are other threads for that